Click for Music
Written 12/05/01



{The scene opens with B-Pac sitting in a chair in his hotel room. He has a concerned look on his face.}

B-Pac- "I have carefully scouted the competition and have a few words to say to each of the competitors. First of all, I would like to say that I look forward to beating each and everyone of you. I will start with a word to my partner, Blaze... I hear you are looking to be the best. Well, you have gotten off to a great start. You and I WILL BE the next WoW Tag Team Champions. I have no doubt about that. Some say that we are a bit too cocky and overly-confident... I say "Who the hell are they? When you're as good as us... you can be as cocky and confident as you want to be!"
Next... the team of Kid Galahad and Collector... definately the tallest tag team I've ever seen BUT is the chemistry right? It's like watching a Monty Python re-run with Rob Zombie doing the theme music?? Doesn't seem to match up to me.
Brandon Moore and Stephanie Campbell... It's nice to see that this tag team believes in "equal opportunity". How is that? They both have an equal opportunity to get THEIR ASS WHIPPED by me.
Nester DeFranco and Original Killer... I honestly have to say that I have alot of respect for this tag team. DeFranco is a HUGE XWF superstar and even has some "gold" to his name... BUT what the hell is the XWF? Original Killer... I respect anybody with Killer in their name. HOWEVER, after the Battle Royal, I will be known as the Original Killer Killer... don't forget it.
Ricky Ruffshot and Ark Hightower. How did these guys ever get together? I always thought that Ricky Ruffshot was for sure going to be an excellent superstar... I mean, teaming up with Ark Hightower could be a career-killer. This guy is old and he's an ass. This has got to be a joke, right?!?!
Thomas Lawrence and Dusty Jones... what can I say? An ex-marine teamed up with a teenager who has a horrible temper... I know form personal experience that there is nothing more dangerous than a troubled youth with a bad temper...I think that this may be a great team in the future... BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!
PKA and TormenT... I believe that this will be the team that my partner and I will most likely face in the finals IF we do not beat them before the finals.
It all comes down to who really wants the titles more... and NOBODY wants these titles as bad as B-Pac and Blaze. NOBODY deserves them more. And from what I can tell NOBODY is game enough to honestly say that they think they can beat this tag team. Now get out of here. I am missing the Britney Spears special."

{B-Pac then leans back in his chair and reaches for the remote control turning it to MTV. Is what B-Pac said true? Can anybody really beat him and Blaze? You have to be suspiscious because both Blaze and B-Pac are unproven at this level and seem a bit "too" confident... Do they have something up their sleeves?!}



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