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Written 12/06/01



{The scene opens with B-Pac staring deep into the camera with a stern look on his face. He then takes a deep breath and begins to speak.}

B-Pac- "I am but a shadow to you? Does that mean that you cannot see me? Because if you can't see me, I wonder if you can feel my foot cross-ways up your ass. And as far as sending me to hell... sorry but this can't happen. It's true. I have too been covered in the blood of the Only Begotten Son and in truth... I am not your enemy... WHAT!? That's right. Remember, you fight not against flesh and blood. If I may... and I may... challenge you to read Matthew 10:34-39. This is my motivation. However, I do what I have to do to win and if me kicking your ass is in the scenario... it shall be done. Not because I have anything against you or because I am trying to "rid the world of good" but simply because I strive to be the best... and I also feel that you do too.

{B-Pac then reaches over and picks up a sticker logo of Smoke Dawg that he got from a pack of WoW Superstar Trading Cards and looks back at the camera.}

B-Pac- "This guy Smoke Dawg... I can't say I've seen or met this guy but word around the woodshed is that he is the real deal. I understand that he wanted something badly and he worked hard to get it. I respect that. And just like Smoke Dawg, I want something too. And I intend to get it. Yeah, you guessed it, the Tag Team Titles. True, it is a team thing but I have enough desire for these titles to power an entire civilization! Rumor has it that there are a few teams "dropping out" of the Battle Royal... could this be because they have personal issues? Maybe they are injured? Maybe they just don't want to taste defeat? Maybe nobody cares why! The bottom line remains the same... Blaze and B-Pac... WoW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! No doubt! Hey, I don't blame them for dropping out. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if everyone dropped out of the competition. They might as well because they've got NO CHANCE.

{B-Pac then gets up and walks to the door. He turns around and looks at the camera.}

B-Pac- "I don't know about you, but I am going to the gym to get a little workout. It looks like you should do the same, you've put on a few pounds there Mr. Cameradude. Can you bench 50 pounds? Of course you can't.

{B-Pac then walks out the door slamming it in the cameraman's face.}




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