Look for the menu to the left
So you want to be a member?
Do you have what it takes? Are you ready to make sacrifices in your personal life? The life of an L.I.U. member is a hard one. The path we have chosen takes a huge toll on our personal life. Going L.I.U. means less dates and is even harder on a marriage. So unless you are fully committed this may no be for you.
Now if you are committed and realize this is for you then this is what you do:
Send us an e-mail with your name and e-mail address. Also write a short essay on why you feel you have what it takes to be one of the elite, one of the L.I.U. The best essays will be posted on this page.
Please keep in mind although we appreciate the support of women, we cannot initiate them as full members because of security issues. We pray that some time in the future there will be enough understanding between our two genders that women will be welcomed freely within our ranks. But for now we our only able to offer Honorary Membership
Why I Want to be a Member of L.I.U., by Jared Kufta
I want to be a member of LIU because I am a man, and I am sick and
tired of
expending my bodily waste on the left-down seat at 3 am when I can't
see a
damn thing. Upon waking up to use the bathroom, I first need to wipe
off
the yellow coagulant before I can take my morning dump. What can I
offer
LIU? A working knowledge of plumbing supplies.
jk
