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LIU Cheers & Jeers
October 26, 2001
JEERS:
Attention LIU'ers.
You will soon be contacted by the vigilante
organization, LID, who's sole vision and purpose is to overthrow your
movement.
Their MO is simple, yet completely undermines your ideology, and
recent polls from the Janitorial And Custodial Kleenliness Association
Subscibers Syndicate (J.A.C.K.A.S.S.), suggest that this group is opposed
to LIU in lieu of simply pissing on the seat.
I warn you not because I support your cause, but because I'd hate to see
innocent people sit in urine. It's demeaning, demoralizing and it
downright stings. You'll know there calling card by examining tiny flecks
of yellow liquid as they bead up on this useless piece of wood, as you
refer to it. It's also been proven, not that I am collecting data, that
blacks and whites, Muslims and Jews, Republicans and Democrats and even
most domesticated cats, dogs and chimps, will forego raising the pine for
dousing it with their stream of waste. They fight the laziness and sloth
of women in society with there own, evil, vile and disgusting method. They
will inevitably rise to power, shouting one of a variety of chants. "WET
IT DOWN! WET IT DOWN!" is one of my favorites, it has a great beat and you
CAN dance to it!
LIU, your cause is just, but the LID will prevail, they have the numbers,
the backing. You can't fight them, you will surely die, or at least wind
up with a staph infection. Don't dismiss them either, each time you crawl
into a stall in a public bathroom and reach for the premade ass-gasket, or
at best pile a mountain of toilet paper around the rim you fan their flame.
This buffer zone is proof that the LID is winning. Resisitance is futile,
you know as well as I you'd never sit atop a public camode without
protection. It's this fear they instill, that keeps them one step ahead.
Be warned. It's a battle you cannot win.
Snuffy
The Talking Fire Engine
CHEERS:
Long have I waited for a club tat speaks for me. That knows my soul inside and out. That stands up to those meat curtain wearing bullies who force me to
use a porceline fulcrum again and again.
Well Screw them and God Bless you.
Sign me up.
JEERS:
LIU is simply an extension of the tyranical arm of the oppressive male societies of the world. You will never succeed in your fight to further suppress women from the freedoms we deserve. You are on the side of evil, and evil will never prevail. LIU-"Loser Inhibiting Unity" of mankind! Down with the devil breathing fire on my civil liberties!!!!
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