What to Do With Little Sisters

What to Do To and With Little Sisiters

Promise to pay them if they do all of your chores. Don't.
Send them on a trip to gather Flowers from the Sahara Desert. Forget to give them plane fare for the way back.
Lock them in their closet until they recess into a 6-month-old state of mind. Then give them a teddy bear and flush them down the toilet.
Bother them about how the people they have crushes on aren't cute.
Ask them for all of their money and continue begging until they give you some.
Refuse to do anything for them.
Invite them on a sleepover. While they're sleeping, take a Permantent Sharpie Marker (any color) and write on their face and hands. It takes two weeks for it to get off. (Give or take a few days)
Invite them to tye-dye shirts and then spray them in the face with the tye-dye.
Throw an invisible ball and tell them to catch it. Then, while they're catching it run away and hide. (It really works!)
Refuse to do anything they want and then tell your mum or dad that they're annoying you and won't leave you alone.
Refuse to acknowledge them in public. When they recognize you, walk away. If they say
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While sleeping, take your butcher knife and chop them into little tidbits. Then sautee it and feed it to your parents, saying it is roast beef, premiumum blend. Etc.
Use them as a pillow.

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