If the ground is slightly damp from a little rain, and traffic
is generally moving at 65 MPH, drive at 15 MPH. |
When a major road is covered with a dangerous amount of snow,
and traffic is generally moving at 15 MPH, drive at 65 MPH. |
The more slippery the road surface is, the more you should change
lanes. |
Only use parking lights when driving in rain, sleet, snow, or
fog. |
If all snow has been plowed, and plenty of salt and sand has
been spread on the road, drive at 10 MPH. Even if traffic is generally
moving at 55 MPH. |
If the road is slippery due to ice, rain, or snow, intentionally
cause your vehicle to swerve and make "S" type maneuvers. |
When stopped at a red signal in the rain or snow, always spin
your tires to make as much of a distraction as possible. |
When approaching a large water puddle in the road, drive through
it to cause a tidal wave to hit other cars and pedestrians. |
When driving in any type of nasty weather, disregard all traffic
lines painted on the road. |
If the road conditions are anything but dry, always tailgate. |
When driving during a winter snow, don't clean the ice off the
top of your car. Then, drive as fast as possible so that everything flies
off your roof and hits other cars. |
When your car is covered with snow or ice, only clean off a
little tiny section in front of the driver's seat so that you won't
have any idea of what's going on around you. |
If your windshield becomes fogged while driving, DO NOT wipe
it off. Just turn on the defroster and lean your body between the driver's
and passenger seat and duck your head to the dashboard. Then continue driving
by peaking out the windshield where the defroster has just started
to clear. |
Slam on your brakes to see how slippery the snow, rain, or ice
is. |
Do not use your windshield wipers in the pouring rain, if you
don't like the squeaking noise they make. |
Keep your windshield wipers going long after the rain has stopped. |
When brushing the snow off your car, brush it onto the bumper
so that it blocks your headlights, turn lights, and brake lights. |
When driving on a sheet of ice, go as fast as possible because
you have a 4x4 vehicle and it is equipped with anti-lock brakes. |
If the heat in your car is broken, wear a winter coat that is
too large for you and zip it all the way up so that the only part of your
head that is uncovered is your eye brows and forehead. |