So, you don't like muffins?
You'll lead an unimportant and rather boring life. One day you'll be
walking down the sidewalk, whistling to yourself and munching on a
stale cupcake, and you'll see a bakery with yummy muffins in the window.
You'll scoff and continue on. Then you'll be hit by a piano. It will have
been launched from the 8th story of a rather tall building.
If only you'd have gone into that muffin bakery you wouldn't have been impaled
by the leg of a Steinway...what a shame.
Oh, and after your dead your corpse will be colonlized by bush-babies.
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