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OFCEM
Edition: 1, September 17, 2003
Hello, and
welcome to the first edition of the Official Flaming-Chickens Electronic
Magazine, or OFCEM for short!
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Today’s
pointless information is the much anticipated “Talk Like a Pirate
Day”. It’s Sept 19 and
you, oddly enough, are supposed to talk…like a pirate.
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Authorities say
that you are not required to dress, act or eat like a pirate, only talk.
You can visit the Official “Talk Like a Pirate Day” Website @
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In related
news...(Okay, not really, but it’s cool anyway^.^) a man successfully
shipped himself to Dallas in a wooden crate.
Authorities are still trying to figure out how, and possibly why,
this was done. This IMPORTANT
NEWS BULLETIN was completely true. |
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In Official Flaming Chickens News, this month brought about the debut of a few new quizzes, including the ever-popular “What is your major Character Flaw Quiz”. The Patron Saint of Paperclips (PSOPC) has also decided to sponsor the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony in order to reduce the effects of gravity.. You can read more about it in the Longest Text Ever.
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH:
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
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My road to success is under construction.
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If at first you don't succeed: fry, fry a hen.
COMING SOON: TO A FLAMING-CHICKENS WEBSITE NEAR YOU!
· Many, Many, Many more Longest Text Ever Entries.
· Which Official Flaming-Chickens Handbook rule are you Quiz.
· Better Backgrounds on the Backgrounds Site.( YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT EXISTED, DID YOU?)
· And much, much more.
REMEMBER, THE NEXT ZINE COMES OUT OCTOBER 17!
