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Edition: 2, October 17, 2003
* Okay…edition 2.
I got ABSOLUTELY NO FEEDBACK from edition 1.
That either means that no one got edition 1 or that no one cares.
Oh, well. I’ll send this
out anyway. IF YOU RECEIVE THIS,
PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT psopc@flaming-chickens.com
SO THAT I KNOW THAT YOU GOT IT.
Hello, and welcome to the second
edition of the Official Flaming-Chickens Electronic Magazine, or OFCEM for
short!
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This month saw
several interesting Holidays, including the wildly unknown, Mad Hatter Day
on October the 6th.
And, as we all know, the 31st of this month is
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In the weird
news front, a single lightning strike instantly killed 22 pregnant cows in
Reddic, Florida. Lightning
struck a tree and the cows, being stupid, did not bother to flee as the
tree slowly crashed down on them. |
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In related
news...(Okay, not really, but it’s cool anyway^.^) A man has filed a law
suit claiming that a woman has wrongly adopted his parrot, Loulou.
He wishes the bird to testify in court to validate his claims.
The new owner of the parrot wishes the settlement of the case to be
less public, and did not
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In Official Flaming Chickens News, this month brought about the debut of a few new quizzes, including the Cheez Quiz, Phobia Quiz and…er…actually…I think that’s about it. Excessive Bandwidth use caused the site to be down for a few days, but it should be back up. Also, don’t forget to check out the new section, Weird Phobias. We have hundreds of obscure and hilarious phobias to go along with the phobia quiz. J
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH:
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I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is
someone who will help you move a body.
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When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
COMING EVENTUALLY: TO A FLAMING-CHICKENS WEBSITE NEAR YOU!
· Who is your Cartoon Character Role Model?
· Many, Many, Many more Longest Text Ever Entries.
· Which Official Flaming-Chickens Handbook rule are you Quiz.
· Better Backgrounds on the Backgrounds Site.( YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT EXISTED, DID YOU?)
· And much, much more.
REMEMBER, THE NEXT ZINE COMES OUT November 17!
Also: A big thanks to Billy and Jesse (kids from the daycare where I work) for making my afternoons slightly more tolerable.
