Edition: 6, February 17, 2003
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Hello, and welcome to the sixth edition of the Official Flaming-Chickens Electronic Magazine, or OFCEM for short!
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February
is chock full of great holidays! The 17th is My Way Day, the 20th
is Northern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo day (whatever THAT is), the day after
that: International Mother Language Day, and the 24th is
International Pancake Day.
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March also has some interesting days, such as: What if Cats and Dogs had opposable Thumbs Day on the 3rd (then they wouldn’t need us…^^;;), Fun Facts About Names Day (8th) Panic Day (9th), Mario Day (10th), Middle Name Pride Day (12th) And many, many holidays about names…what’s with that? |
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In semi-related (but not really) news, tragedy has struck. Normally, I don’t give in to the urge to discuss celebrity gossip, but this is an extreme case. BARBIE AND KEN BROKE UP! That’s right, after nearly 43 years of going out, the “perfect plastic couple” has split. The vice-pres of Marketing at Mattel says, however, that they will remain “friends”. It was hinted that the separation was due to “Ken’s reluctance to getting married |
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In Official Flaming Chickens News, this month brought about various “memgens” about your future as an Evil Overlord. “Memegens” are random response generator things that are spiffy. Conspiracy nuts have also started selling portions of OUR moon, so we must act fast if we are to build the Official Flaming-Chickens’s Lunar Colony on it.
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Official Flaming-Chicken Casino shrunk many, many times.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH:
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet the guy at the
gallery wouldn't trade me that painting for my newspaper.
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I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
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Embrace the weird, strange and bizarre for the facade of normalcy is
where madness truly lies.
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Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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I’m not only weird. I’m gifted too.
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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Instant human! Just add coffee.
COMING EVENTUALLY: TO A FLAMING-CHICKENS WEBSITE NEAR YOU!
· Story thingy where you fill stuff in…
· How obsessed with this site are you Quiz?
· Many, Many, Many more Longest Text Ever Entries.
· I’ll work on the OFCLC site…I promise…
· And much, much more.
REMEMBER, THE NEXT ZINE COMES OUT March 17th
Hey, did you know that you can access the OFCEM archives? You didn’t? Just click on the first green hit-counter on the main page (http://www.flaming-chickens.com)
Or you can just go to https://www.angelfire.com/scary/weaselminions It’s worth it…I think…maybe…it’s not like you’re paying anything. So it MUST be worth it, because…uh…I don’t know. Just go there!
