[17:13] Bengaley> Looking around the forest, you see a path.
[17:13] NateMcCloud> I'll follow the path.
[17:13] Bengaley> Look for more details around you, examine the path, just follow the path
[17:14] Bengaley> ((WAIT FOR ME TO SAY THE OPTIONS!!!!MNWHAHAHHHAHHAHA ~God))
[17:14] NateMcCloud> oh, sorry
[17:14] Bengaley> Following the path, you come to a bridge.
[17:14] Bengaley> You hear a sound comming form the bridge.
[17:14] Bengaley> Go over bridge anyway, turn around, investigate sound.
[17:15] NateMcCloud> investigate! Hee hee hee.
[17:15] Bengaley> You go under a bridge. You find a Whimpering Tied Up Troll.
[17:15] Bengaley> Ignore, Kick, Ask whats wrong?
[17:16] NateMcCloud> Ask what's wrong. He may be a troll, but if he's tied up...
[17:16] Bengaley> You: WAZZA????
[17:16] Bengaley> Troll: WAZZA!!!!
[17:16] Bengaley> You: What happen?
[17:17] Bengaley> Troll: *points to spot under bridge* SOmeone set me up the bomb!
[17:17] Bengaley> Telepathicly, you get signal bomb is bout to go bomb.
[17:17] Bengaley> Run very, very, very far away.
[17:17] Bengaley> Or
[17:17] Bengaley> Untie troll, then run very, very, very far away
[17:17] Bengaley> Or
[17:18] Bengaley> Go look where the bomb is.
[17:18] NateMcCloud> I'll untie the troll, then run like I've never run before!
[17:18] Bengaley> Unting the troll, you tell it to run very fast.
[17:19] Bengaley> You: Run across the bridge, run back the way you came, run back to the troll to see why its not following
[17:19] NateMcCloud> check on the troll.
[17:20] Bengaley> You: WAZZAH!
[17:20] Bengaley> Troll: WAZZAH!
[17:20] Bengaley> You: Ainchya gonna foll meh?
[17:20] Bengaley> Troll: I'm linked to my bridge. If it goes out, I die.
[17:21] Bengaley> Look sad, then run away; pick up troll and run; go look at bomb to see if you can't defuse it
[17:21] NateMcCloud> That's not good..
[17:21] NateMcCloud> I'm gonna try to defuse the bomb!
[17:21] Bengaley> You go to where the bomb is.
[17:22] Bengaley> It looks like its taped to the bridge with scotch tape.
[17:22] Bengaley> Do you:
[17:22] Bengaley> Pour the boar goo on the bomb, look for a manufacturer, rip it off and throw it in the water.
[17:23] NateMcCloud> Hmm...
[17:23] NateMcCloud> I'll pour the boar goo on it.
[17:24] Bengaley> You pour the goo on the bomb. It turns into a puff of smoke, smelling like Marijuana. A peice of paper flutters to the ground.
[17:24] Bengaley> Read the paper; ignore it; pick it up, crumple it, and toss
[17:24] NateMcCloud> I guess I'll read it...
[17:25] Bengaley> Picking up hte paper, you see the words: DaBomb mark three, manufactured by DaBomb Indusstries.
[17:26] Bengaley> Crumple up the paper, eat the paper, burn the paper with the 5 second match that just appeared.
[17:26] NateMcCloud> burn, baby, burn!
[17:27] Bengaley> The paper goes up in a puff of smoke, which drifts eastward.
[17:27] Bengaley> trun to the troll, go across bridge, end adventure?
[17:28] NateMcCloud> turn to the troll.
[17:28] Bengaley> Turning to the troll, you find yourself suddenlt on your back on the ground, with the troll grabbing you tightly, crying.
[17:29] Bengaley> Yell at the troll, hug the troll back, just be stiff till it goes away.
[17:29] NateMcCloud> hug it
[17:29] Bengaley> You hug it back. Eventually, it gets off, and gives you a blunt rusty short sword.
[17:30] Bengaley> Thank the troll, hit the troll with the sword, end adventure?
[17:30] NateMcCloud> thank the troll
[17:30] Bengaley> Thanking the troll, you walk off across the bridge.
[17:31] Bengaley> <>
[17:31] Bengaley> You gain:
[17:31] NateMcCloud> Me too
[17:31] Bengaley> Rusty Short Sword
[17:31] NateMcCloud> Oops
[17:31] Bengaley> You gain: 5 Brownie Points ((Yummy!))
[17:31] NateMcCloud> Cool!
[17:32] Bengaley> You gain: Boar-Goo-coated bottle
[17:32] NateMcCloud> lol
[17:32] Bengaley> You learn: Hug
[17:33] Bengaley> You learn: GM Obediance
[17:33] NateMcCloud> =^_^=
[17:33] Bengaley> You learn: How to make adventures sappy.
[17:33] NateMcCloud> Yea...hey!