[16:53] Bengaley> You're in a forest.
[16:54] Bengaley> A wild boar appears. Its charging you!
[16:54] Bengaley> Fight, Cast, Evade.
[16:54] NateMcCloud> fight
[16:54] Bengaley> After you commit yourself to fight the boar, you remeber you have no weapons.
[16:55] Bengaley> Roll away into the bushes, turn tail and run, shrug and fight unarmed.
[16:55] NateMcCloud> fight
[16:56] Bengaley> As the boar charges into you, you hit it square in the head with your fist, giving it a nasty bump.
[16:56] Bengaley> Kick the boar, spit on the boar, try to take it by the tusks and swing it around, hitting many
trees.
[16:57] NateMcCloud> Swing!
[16:57] Bengaley> You grab the tusks in your hands, and try to swing it around, but your back goes out.
[16:57] NateMcCloud> Ouch!
[16:57] Bengaley> Curse your back, try to pop it back into place, kick the boar while hunched over.
[16:57] NateMcCloud> pop
[16:58] Bengaley> All of the sudden, you stand up straighter than a raw recruit saluting a very high ranking war hero, a loud POP comming from your back.
[16:59] Bengaley> Kick the boar, spit on the boar, use a newly appeared chainsaw to bloddily cut it in half?
[16:59] NateMcCloud> >.O Oooh...
[16:59] NateMcCloud> I'll kick it.
[16:59] NateMcCloud> I don't trust the chainsaw.
[17:00] Bengaley> You kick the boar in the ribs. The skin parts, and your foot goes inside the boar.
[17:00] * NateMcCloud vomits.
[17:00] Bengaley> Move your foot around inside the boar, take out your foot, vomit?
[17:00] NateMcCloud> I...think I'll take it out...
[17:00] Bengaley> Taking out your foot, you shake off the boar-goo.
[17:01] Bengaley> Kick the boar on the head, use the chainsaw, vomit?
[17:01] NateMcCloud> vomit...
[17:01] Bengaley> You vomit on the boar. The stomach acid disolves it.
[17:02] Bengaley> You win!
Do da dololo dah!
[17:02] * NateMcCloud does a victory dance.
[17:02] Bengaley> You learn: Acid Vomit Attack.
[17:02] Bengaley> You find: Puddle of melted boar.
[17:02] NateMcCloud> Yuck...
[17:02] Bengaley> You find: Bottle.
[17:03] NateMcCloud> Cool!
[17:03] Bengaley> Bottle the puddle of melted boar, throw the bottle into the bushes, pee in the bottle?
[17:03] NateMcCloud> Eh...bottle the boar.
[17:04] Bengaley> Scooping up the boar-puddle, you put it into the bottle.
[17:04] Bengaley> GAME OVER
[17:04] Bengaley> USER WINS
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