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Henry t: And welcome to the next edition of the Lanquassian News Network!
Bengaly: Yes, welcome. Todays headlines: The Lanquassian Home Page is being remade! More on that later as we go to our current event. Henry?
Henry t: Yes, Ben, it appears that a new para military group calling themselves the Army of Free Socallia or some arrangement of those words has formed right here in Lanquassia. Why they would form here and not in Socallia, I don't know. We go live to Wayne Brady in the studios who knows a bit more than I say I do. Wayne?
Wayne Bradey: Well Henry, apparently the Free Socallian Army is a group of people who want to take over the world but are willing to settle for Southern California, what they call Socallia. They have seem to drunk a little too much tequila, in my opinion.
Bengaly: Thank you, Wayne. ANd now for tonights big story- This site is now being remade!
*Studio cheers* Yay!
Jack James Jimminy Joseph Jock Jaime Johnson: What about me? Don't I have a part of this?
Henry t: No.