Bengaley:OKAY! This is the famous PCU, or Pokemon Containment Unit, AKA: The Corral. I collect and raise special attack pokemon for any webwars. Also for when my friend Chris attacks. I mean...visits. It is also going to have several short un-fan fics about pokemon, you know, like Pukemon? Godzzila versus pikachu? You don't think that I would Make a poke-lovers site, would you? *Shakes head saddly* I even wouldn't do THAT!*shudders* Anyhow, thats in the future(THE UN-FAN FICS!) and so is the rest of this line of pages.
Bugs Bunny:You relize of course, this means Wo-ar.
Bengaley:No Bugs, I don't.
Bugs:Thats okay, here, have a cigar*Pulls out Acme trick exploding XXL size cigar
Bengaley: Sorry, Bugs, I don't smoke. Unless I'm on fire.
*Everyone stares.....*
Bengaley:YOU KNOW, I DON"T LIKE IT WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD STARES AT ME! I AM TRYING TO DO A DAMN UPDATE HERE! ON THE POKE PAGE!
Chris:Traitor.
Bengaley: ...
Chris: Sorry, Ben. But you are a tratior.
Bengaley:I'm sure.
Chris: Okay, so your not. I just always wanted to say that...
Everyone: ......
Chris: Dont you start that with ME! I can turn into my alter ego...
Ben:You mean...?
Chris: Chris S.
Cheesy opera horrer music plays
Ben: Where did that come from? I don't have any MIDI files on my site!
Narriator: And you know to look for further updates....MAYBE IN THE 'UPDATES' SECTION???!!!???!!!
Everyone but Narriator: SHUT UP!!
I want more(IE: I fell sorry for this poor sap who spent all this work on this Poke-site.)
I WANT OUT FROM HERE!
The Poke-unFan Fics.....