Professional Letter 10: Emily
To Whom It May Concern:
I would like to thank Ms. Kissinger and Ms. Lybarger for their true, but wholly unecessary statements, seeing how I am saner than the both of them combined.
And on another note, I too am concerned about Ms. Mazuz's lack of response to our letters, I have however added her second e-mail address to the top of the e-mail in order to verify that she will have no escape from us.
Furthermore, I would like to state that, while not offended by Ms. Lybarger's earlier statement concerning horny lesbian sex. I am puzzled as to why Ms. Lybarger would be entering a chat room and engaging in such activities in the first place, concerning her rather vehement stance about such things.
On a completely seperate topic, I would like to extend my regards to Ms. Lybarger's recent loss and wish her the best concerning her new acquaintance 'Rocky'. I would also like to wish the aforementioned Ms. Lybarger an early birthday wish, and to inform her that when the time comes that I do indeed have any form of money, I will buy her a gift for such occasion only after I buy myself the soundtracks for Velvet Goldmine and Dancer In the Dark. I apologize in advance for the delay that will be forthcoming.
Sincerely:
Emily Danielle O'Donnell
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