Professional Letter 22: Nicole
To Whom It Concern,
I feel that I should apologize in advance for what
I'm about to say. It will not be pretty, but sadly, it
is something that must be said. Because of the people
of JaReilatj's resistance, my people have taken your
prince captive and our torturing him with Ricky
Martin songs as we speak. Until our Flaglemon is
returned, you will not get your prince. This your
first warning, if it is not returned soon we will be
forced to use our ultimate weapon, ::dramatic pause::
the Backstreet Boys. We would also like to inform
you tat we will destroy your planet before we let you
have full reign of Digimon. I am sorry for any
inconvenience this has caused you and I sincerely hope
that you do not take offense. It is after all, only
business.
To Ms. O'Donnell, I would like to point out that
I still have not received the ending or the new
beginning to your Leena Story. I would appreciate it
if you fixed this problem immediately.
Sincerely,
Nicole Lybarger
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