Professional Letter 25: Nicole
To Whom It May Concern,
I would like to start off by commiserating with Ms.
Kissinger over her crappy computer. I have been in her
position before and did not find it enjoyable.
I would also like to inform the unfortunately
misinformed Ms. Kissinger that for the last five
years, the people Zdas have been at odds with my
adopted sister and our princess because of her denial
that Han Solo is much more handsome than the ever
wimpy Luke Skywalker. It is the opinion of all of my
kingdom except her and did create quite a controversy
among the people that she would dare challenge such a
blatantly obvious fact. I will now thank you on behalf
of my people and myself for removing the hinderance.
Should you however kidnap someone of importance
such as our king, or heaven forbid our court jester,
who happens to be my fiance and did you know he once
had an appearance on General Hospital as the cute guy
who had amnesia? Anyways, if you were to take such
drastic measures as that, well, then of course we
would have to kill you.
Continuing with this topic, Much thanks to the
people of JaReilatj for taking good care of the
Flagemon.
I also, by the way agree with Ms. Kissinger that
Ms. O'Donnell's stuff is always good.
Sincerely,
Nicole Lybarger
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