Professional Letter 29: Nicole
To Whom It May Concern,
I would like to apologize if I have offended Ms.
Kissinger in anyway but I must insist that my earlier
statement remains true. However, in defense of your
fiance, he has resisted the lovely Hairys passes where
lesser men have failed, and he has continued resisting
them all the while proclaiming his love for you and
apparently coconuts. I still suggest though that you
return the Flaglemon quickly for even the best of men
can succomb to temptation. With or without your
planets backing, the facts remain.
On the subject of the abhorration to Star Wars, I
would appreciate it if you would assure your father
that we do not hold him responsible and that the royal
families dog sends his love. On that note, I would
like to inquire as to when your father met our royal
families dog. Continuing with the Star Wars issue, I
would like to inform you that any affection I had for
my former sister left me when she proclaimed Mara Jade
had a past relationship with Lando. I feel very
strongly on this matter and was very upset when she
disagreed. It would be my wish that you dispose of her
immediately.
I also must express my concern at Ms. Hums, Ms.
Mazuz, and Ms. O'Donnell's lack of response, although
I query as to why you include myself in the list of
those who have not yet named their planets beings the
mine was the first named. I would also like to express
my outrage that you did not remember our name on
behalf of my planets for we Zdas pride ourselves on
being unforgettable.
Sincerely
Nicole Lybarger
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