Nicole's and Friends Quotes
"Yeah, Ax would be like, 'Oh yeah, go me, I got Quan knocked up ... FOUR TIMES!' "
~Nicole
"If I were sarcastic--"
"You were sarcastic?"
"Okay, I am sarcastic ..."
~Nicole and Angelica
"You should die so I can study you!"
~Nicole to Jenni
"I do not have run on sentences! I can't believe you said that, I do not have run ons, but I do need to send those postcards, you'll love them, they're from all different states, you'll have a collection!"
~Nicole
"I'm waiting until marriage to have my first five-some!"
~Nicole
::beep::
~Jenni, Nicole
"John, don't eat rocks."
"You have a problem with rocks?"
"Only when they turn up in John's diaper."
~Lysa and Mom
"... or something ..."
~Jenni
"And then everybody started cheering and threw roses at me!"
"I think you're lying."
"I never lie!"
"Okay, then what are you doing when you don't tell the truth?"
"Well, you see, sometimes, the truth is ugly and boring, so I just add a little color to it for the viewer's appreciation. I don't lie, I paint pictures."
~Alicia and Angelica
"I don't want to eat eggs. I feel bad for the baby chickens."
"No no, see, eggs aren't baby chickens. Chickens put eggs out like women do once a month ... except more often."
"But, they have to have a turkey to do it!"
"Nicole, turkeys are a different species."
"Right, I mean rooster!"
"Roosters fertilize the eggs later."
"But ... how?"
"We can't be having this conversation! This is a sleepover conversation!"
~Nicole, Laura, Jenni
"Nicole, I'd like you to meet my friends, the capital letters."
~Jenni
"Ugh, I know, why do guys do that?"
"Because it makes their little thing go 'BOING!' "
~Jenni and Angelica, on checking girls out
"Blah, blah, blah!"
~Jenni, on EVERYTHING
"Dumb slut."
"Stupid bastard."
::eyes go big:: "Potty mouth!!!"
~Jenni, Nicole, Angelica
"I'll read Emma while I'm on vacation ... in between swimming and killing innocent fish with very sharp hooks."
~Nicole
"Shine? Erm ... how about I just dully reflect everything?"
~Nicole
Jenni: "Laura! U-turns are illegal!"
Laura: "No they're not ..."
Jenni: "Yes they are!"
Nicole: "Uhm ... no they're not ..."
Jenni: "We should have gone left!"
Heather: "Don't worry ... I know where we are now. I have it all mapped out in my head."
"Yes. Free Silly is a gay mutant elven whale."
~Jenni to Nicole
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heather: S***! The f*****g chicken escaped! I wasn't done dying its feathers!
Heather: Right, right, the f*****g chicken should have gone right!
Jenni: It wasn't crossing, it was making a U-turn! It can't do that! That's illegal!
Heather: The chicken knows where it's going. It had it aaaaallll mapped out in its head.
"And here I was, having my devotionals earlier, and going into this long spiel with God about how much I loved you and how grateful I was for you and how lucky I felt to have your friendship, and ya know what I'm telling Him now? Let her burn."
~Nicole
"Sometimes I say stupid things like that and think, 'That's something Jenni would have said. I used to be a lot more intelligent before I met her."
~Nicole
"How many alcoholic beverages hang up on you?"
~Nicole to Jenni
"Oh, come on, I am so cooler than you. You cried a tear and the world was created. I shed silver blood and created evil!"
~Jenni to Nicole
"Okay. Jenni is really annoying. If she wasn't my best friend, so many people would be so much happier. Why hasn't she been assassinated by now?"
~Nicole
"But think about it, if I write my name on the sole of your foot, I'll like, own your soul! Ya get it?!" ::cackles::
~Nicole
"If [Jenni] wants to be an astronaut, she can come explore my space."
"... That would be such a good pickup line!"
~Alicia and Nicole
"I thought, 'this is what real family must be like!' "
~Nicole, after Pinchy-Winchy
"Jenni, you're so stupid. Who buys someone a gun for VALENTINE'S DAY?!"
~Nicole
Nicole: like, I call. Molly picks up and I hear 'I didn't mean toooo'
Nicole: and I'm like 'call Jenni.'
Nicole: and she's like 'but Nicole...it was an accident! I didn't mean too!'
Nicole: 'how do you accidentally hang up?!'
Nicole: ::enter moms voice::
Nicole: 'How are you calling?'
Nicole: Me 'uhm. what?'
Nicole: Mom: "How are you calling when your cell is dead?"
Nicole: "Woah. Me and jenni don't sound anything alike. this is NOT Jenni'
Nicole: Mom: "...oh..."
Nicole: Molly: I didn't mean too!!!
Nicole: Me: Jenni's family! CALL JENNI!
Nicole: ::laughs maniacally::
Nicole: ::destroyed the freakin wall::
Molly: OH NO! WHAT DID I DO?!
Nicole: Uhm ... I don't know ...
Molly: The TV ...
Nicole: YOU BROKE IT!
Molly: No I didn't! Wait a second! Let me try this button!
Nicole: NO! Not that one!
Molly: Ahhh!! It didn't help!
Nicole: STOP Molly! Seek help!
Molly: No! I have it! I'll just push every button!
Nicole: Nooooooooo!!!
Molly: Hey ... it's fixed ...
Nicole: Oh ... good!
"That's the thing! We can't call them at all! They don't have phones!"
~Molly to Nicole, on homeless people
"You roared at me, oh my Lord you're tired ..."
~Nicole to Jenni
"I try on many heads. They're like hats. On a serious note, I think with another's head all the time. I have to, to successfully write my characters. In addition, sometimes there will be voices in my head ... but you think they would be imaginary, right? Like Luna or Jaina or Lucy? Wrong! It's people like Boromir or Aragorn or Dominic or Billy or John! It's HORRIBLE when you're sitting in math class and suddenly people in your head whispers: "Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets?" "I have seen the White City. Long ago." "One day, our paths will lead us there. And the tower guard shall take up the call, for the lords of Gondor have returned." And you just want to scream, 'SHUT UP IN THERE!' But then people would look at you funny, and Mrs. Spatz would say, 'Do you have something to share, Jenni?'"
~Jenni
"I decided you're French tonight."
~David to Nicole
"Well I THOUGHT I wanted to RP tonight ..."
~David, after a three-way convo with Jenni and Nicole
"I accidentally called you a Valley Girl ..."
"Oh yeah, accidentally. 'I just opened my mouth and these WORDS came out ...' "
~David and Nicole
"Nikki, you're a Walmart shelf full of painkiller and cough drops!"
~David
"So basically, you're saying I'm like a brain cell killer."
"Yeah."
"... Awww, how cool are you?!"
~Nicole and David
"He's not online, he doesn't return my phone calls ..."
"You don't call me."
"Well if I DID, you wouldn't return them!"
~Nicole and David
"Oceans for you are like sex for other people."
~Nicole to Jenni
"Hormones don't travel over phone lines! It just DOESN'T HAPPEN!!!"
~Jenni
"Peeing on the toilet does have to do with intelligence."
~Nicole
"I told him, "People like me because I make all B's. Brilliant, Blonde, and Beautiful. People don't like you because you've got straight A's. Arrogant, Annoying, and hairy Armpits. You have to understand that grades in life aren't like they are in school."
~Alicia, telling a boy why they aren't compatible
::singing:: "I love David, David loves me, and we're going to have such cute kids, and our kids will have cute kids--"
"Together?"
~Angelica and Heather
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