Hypothetical Quotes
"What would the world be like with no hypothetical situations?"
~Unknown
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
~Unknown
"If police arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
~Unknown
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
~Unknown
"Never take advice from a fortune cookie."
~Fortune Cookie
"Why is abbreviation such a long word?"
~Unknown
"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"
~Unknown
"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. . . why are there locks on the door?"
~Unknown
"Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"
~Unknown
"Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii???"
~Unknown
"Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway. . ."
~Unknown
"Ya know, we are all sexual side effects. . ."
~Emily, Rachel and Timmy, Emily's little brother
"Why doesn't it tickle when I tickle myself, but it hurts when I stick a fork in my eye?"
~Unknown
"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?"
~Unknown
"Why is there Braille on drive-up ATM machines when blind people can't drive?"
~Unknown
"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"
~Unknown
"And when it rains, why don't sheep shrink?!"
~Unknown
"If we're here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?"
~Unknown
"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"
~Unknown
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