Inside Jokes Quotes 2003-04
"How long is a nerve?"
"Two seconds when someone gets on it!"
~Heather and Mom
"Hooters is a family resteraunt!"
"Nobody goes there for the family part!"
"I did. I made a couple families."
~Sarah, Jenni, Brad
"What's the equation for the difference of two energies?"
"Maybe a minus b ...?"
~Ben and Jenni
"He's not a dwarf, he's just a bit fat."
~Sean
"Oh, that's what it is. There's a doorstop in my ..."
~George
"Men attempting to think is the cause of most of society's woes."
~VestDan
"See, I'm a nice guy ... but I love shooting things!"
~Jon
"Do you really want your baby to grow up without three fathers?"
~Jenni to Ben
"Getting punched in the eye, it's just not a good thing."
~Dr. Oswalt
"If you stare at something, it disappears."
"Staring contests!"
~Dr. Oswalt and Brad
"She's not evil, she's pretty!"
~Jenni, on Mandy
"What are Ender's adopted kids' names?"
"Oh crap, there's ten of them and they're all Puerto Rican!"
~Jenni and Mischa
"Actually, I have to go upstairs and pull the oven out ... cause I kinda dropped my retainer behind it ... cause it's like, back there, having some kind of weird, ritualistic orgy with the dust bunnies and ants!"
~Taylor
"I'm going to get on to my sister next time I see her, cause I know what emo means now, and I'm not happy!"
~George
"What's a puppy going to go to purgatory for?"
~George, after imagining stabbing a fork into his FOREHEAD
"Florida! Where America goes to die."
~George
"We shouldn't be able to hug the sun."
~David
"Yeah, see Cassiopoeia up there? The one that looks like an upside down W."
"An M? Good job, Dad."
~Dad and Heather
"RotK Pringles: the chip that was broken."
~George
"Paper was lost in the Great Tree Jihad of 2117."
~Dan
"That's a great name for a mountain pass-the Non Shall Pass."
~Mischa
"Manos!"
"That old Manos ain't got nothing on this chick! Except his fateful hands."
"Whoa, that sounded bad ..."
"AGH! It was NOT supposed to sound like that!"
~Steph and Heather
"You need to have a proper level of taint."
"It's like antibodies!"
~Matt and Dan
"We're trying to get taint into its solid form right now."
"I wonder what taint reacts with? Taint oxide ..."
"And you could have anti-taint!"
~Jenni, Dan, Mischa
"You're a chocoholic and your best friend's a hangover."
~Dan to Jenni
"We're all smarter than the average ... Mexican."
~Mischa
"It's like you're walking on the street, and you see a Big Mac box laying in the middle of the road and you think, 'Wow, a Big Mac just for me!' and you open up the box, and it's empty!"
"Why would you eat a Big Mac that was sitting in the middle of the road?"
~Mr. Gingrich and Alexis
"What do you do at recess?"
"We play a game where the boys chase the girls and then the girls chase the boys, but ... it's more complicated than that."
"It'll get more complicated as you get older."
~Mom, Molly, Dad
"I'm not going to shave my goatee."
"Oh, you're like my friend Alicia."
~George and Rachelle
"Oh! Guys, I'm stoned."
~George
"Permanent marker made me the man I am today."
~Mischa
"It's like, ponies! Lollipops!"
"Kinky."
~George and Dan
"Do you stealth-vomit?"
"Yes, stealth vomitting, the new skill."
~Dan and Mischa
"George is behind you."
"I turn around!"
"Too late."
~Mischa and Matt
"A dumb word from a grasshopper smells like chicken to a moth."
~George
"No, I can't believe you're hitting on his pig!"
~Jenni to Dan, on George's pig
"There's something in my pocket ... oh, it's my pocket."
~George
"Black hair, gotta get black hair ..."
"You already have black hair."
~George and Mischa
"I didn't do anything stupid tonight!"
"Yeah. ... Wait, you set Jenni on FIRE!"
~Matt and George
"George died for a pipe."
~Dan
"I invited her over for the Superbowl party, and she says her family's atheist, they don't celebrate Superbowl."
~Mandy
"Strangle me, another one appears!"
~Sawyer
"I'll grab it, and I'll tear it up. And as I tear it up, I'll dance around."
~Sawyer, on incorrect notecards
"I appreciate your patience, and I appreciate your being pissed off ..."
~Sawyer
"Just cause you're good at Physics doesn't mean you're good at the alphabet."
~Christina
"They exercised their boobies off."
~George
"Look, it's statics--now it's dynamics!"
~Lan, throwing Statics book
"I love you like a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY fat kid loves cake, cookies, and all those other sweets."
~Molly to Jenni
"I want the full T1! How do I get it?"
"By killing everyone on campus!"
~Jenni and George
"You can get out of lab by killing people, too. That happened in my class last night ..."
~George
"I could go kidnap her if I wanted to."
~Matt, on Ilana
"I'm glad I wore pants today."
~Matt
"No, I don't like wearing physics."
~Matt
"Hey, she sounds like Andrea!"
~Matt, on Jenni
"So you go to your calculator, and you punch it ... in the face ..."
~Sawyer
"Heather says my periods make me mean. I used to have them all the time, but I guess I got lazy."
~George
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