Lord of the Rings Quotes
Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarven-lords in their halls of stone
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne
In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them
One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie
"For the time would soon come when Hobbits would shape the fortunes of all."
~Galadriel, FotR
"You're late."
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
~Frodo and Gandalf
"Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of. Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected."
~Frodo
"I think in his heart, Frodo's still in love with the Shire. The woods, the fields, the little rivers ... I'm old, Gandalf ... I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread."
~Bilbo
"Done!"
"You're supposed to stick it in the ground!"
"It is in the ground!"
"Outside!"
"This was your idea!" ::girly scream::
~Pippin and Merry
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
~Bilbo
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you! I'm trying to help you."
~Gandalf
"I've thought of an ending for my book. 'And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days.' "
~Bilbo
"I haven't been droppin' no eaves, sir, honest!"
~Sam
"That is, I heard a good deal about a ring and a dark lord and something about the end of the world, but please Mr. Gandalf sir ... don't turn me into anything ... unnatural."
~Sam
"Don't see why he's so upset, it's only a few carrots!"
"And the bag of potatoes we left here last week. And the cabbage the week before--"
"Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly overreacting!"
~Merry and Pippin
"What's that?"
"This my friend ... is a pint."
"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
~Pippin and Merry, FotR
"Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins! Frodo Baggins! He's over there. He's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side ..."
~Pippin
"Did you hear that? Rivendell! We're going to see the elves!"
~Sam
"Are you frightened?"
"Yes."
"Not nearly frightened enough."
~Aragorn and Frodo
"Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"
"I wouldn't count on it."
~Merry and Pippin
"Are we lost?"
"No."
"I think we're lost."
"Shhh! Gandalf's thinking."
"Merry?"
"What?"
"... I'm hungry."
~Pippin and Merry
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
~Frodo and Gandalf
"They have a cave troll."
~Boromir
"Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee! And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."
~Sam
"The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness."
::speaking for Aragorn:: "We are both deathly allergic to shampoo."
~Aragon and Taylor
"Gandalf, you PSYCHO! You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
~Frodo (as played by Taylor ...)
"The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm!"
~Pippin Took
Sauron, at a cafe of course: "So like, this dude who had some weird grudge against me, funny little man, he like ... came up and um ... hacked my finger off."
Whoever the heck Sauron would have coffee with: "He hacked your finger off? Jeez dude, you're stupid, I mean, if I was as powerful as you claim you are, I wouldn't have put all my power into a silly little girl ... pfft, what is it with guys nowadays and jewelry, it's just not a ni--" ::zap::
Sauron: "Whiny little bastard ..."
"Gan-daalf!!! Run us over, why don't you?? Sheesh, who spit in *his* oatmeal...?"
~Legolas (aka Taylor)
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