REU 2004 Quotes
"So just eat that place!"
~Jenni to TJ on camels
"I was saying that there was a pink trash can that said, She Can!"
~Chase
"At least it's not my underwear."
~TJ
"It's Georgia in May and we're dying of frostbite!"
~TJ
"Think about it, don't do it."
~Dr. Wood
"Ya know, Stephanie, if we're twins, you're definitely the evil twin."
~Karen, RANDOMLY at work
"Have you tried dressing horrible? Like, worse than you already do?"
~Karen, giving advice to Kyle on girls
"Step, you're going to hell."
~Everyone
"Jewtastic!"
~Step
"Can I lead with something that has claws?"
~Karen, playing Rook
"I love computers."
"If I start seeing lip marks on the computer, you're out of here."
~Kyle and Dr. Oswalt
"The odds are good but the goods are odd."
~Kyle
"You need some drugs."
~Karen to Jenni
"This white out smells good."
"When I said drugs ... I didn't mean white out!"
~Jenni and Karen
"The last brownie I had here didn't have nuts."
"So it was a female brownie?"
~Jenni and Step
"If we're twins, is Merissa our mom?"
~Karen to Step, once again RANDOMLY
"Yeah, then we'd probably have to lock you outside the building with your clothes off."
~Karen to Kyle, during Hangman
"What?"
"Nothing. I'm talking to myself cause I'm bitter."
~Jenni and Karen
"Um ... either you suck or that's bad."
~Karen to Jenni
"Do you know any slow or Stephanie people?"
~Jenni
"I'm a doctor, I'm supposed to have illegible handwriting."
~Dr. Oswalt
"It's not a freak file."
~Karen
"Contrary to popular belief, I don't think cupcakes are loaded with a bunch of vitamin C."
~Karen
"You can't fall off the floor."
~Gliese
"You should call Marley and see if he'll help you."
"Marley lives in England ... But wouldn't that be turning to the Dark Side?"
"What, England?"
~Dr. Wood and Dave
"Alright!!! You two in the corner! There's too much fooling around for this off-- ... oh wait, nevermind, it's not."
~Step to Karen and Jenni
"I feel if you cannot put your underwear in the microwave ... you've got a problem."
~Karen
"Are you an Excel man?"
~Karen to Chris
"You're going home? Like, home home?"
"Yeah, for like, Father's Day Father's Day?"
~Karen and Chris
"You're so dumb! It's a person! ... No wait, it's an antenna."
~George to Jenni
"I got mugged today ... I saw a funny looking cloud ... I'm gonna kill it."
~George
"My leg just happens to be where his hand wants to be."
~Step, on Chris
"Do you know any slow or Karen people?"
~Chris
"Karen? I'm sorry you're a dirty whore."
~Chris
"I don't want to be known as the guy who got kissed by more guys than you."
~Chris to Jenni
"Once you've had Spillow, you never go back."
~Karen
"Because I'm a Mexican, and you're a Mexican't."
~Karen to Jenni
"They're Jes-its."
~Chris, on the body of Christ
"Now I'm just going to use him as a dartboard."
~Karen, on Maher
"Kyle ... find a lamp, or a more suitable outlet."
"You're just jealous because he wasn't humping your chair."
~Karen and Step
"At least I'm not the devil."
~Step
"Jenni, you shouldn't have pissed off the post office."
~Karen
"Are you going to go postal?"
~Karen to Jenni
Movie: Just South of Whoredom
Song: Let's Drink 'Til Christmas
T-shirt: B-4 U Touch Me, Which Body Part Do You Not Want?
T-shirt: You Can Call Me Honey, But I'll Kick You In The Nuts
"Iloveyou, Iloveyou, Iloveyou!"
"SHUT UP, B*TCH!!!"
~Puppet Show, Karen
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