Eggs
Eggs
Sung by Ozzie and Strut
Ozzie:
When I wake up first thing I do,
(Eggs!)
Is to look around for something to chew.
(Eggactly!)
Feeding myself is very, very tricky
Because, you see, I'm ridiculously picky!
Eggs.
Strut:
Ah, Ozzie, I, uh-
Ozzie:
This streumimous
Won't settle for the dregs.
I'll borrow, I'll beg,
I'll even kiss you on my dear beloved toes
For eggs!
Strut:
Hey, Ozzie, I'm so hungry, I can't wait another minute.
Here's a juicy little leaf with a beautiful stick in it.
Oh, can't I have a taste?
If I promise just to lick it ...
Ozzie:
Strut!
Strut:
What?!
Ozzie:
You imbecilic eater!
Great green globs couldn't possibly be sweeter
Than a pile of eggs.
You've got to smell them, feel them,
Crack them open!
For a great, big
Nestful I am hoping-
Strut:
Oh, look, I'm starving, I'm weak!
There is nothing in my tummy.
Oh, the mold on that tree ...
Is starting to look yummy.
Ozzie:
The colors and shapes and assorted sizes
Gobble them all with appetizers
Eggs, you see.
Strut:
Ozzie, what's the matter with a little vegatation?
Ozzie:
I've had it up to here with this aggravation!
Strut:
Well, can't I just have this piece of a tree?
Ozzie:
Why can't you be more like ME!
You leaf-loving,
Bush-burbing
Stem-smelling
Garden-gulping
Plant-popping
Tree-tasting
Dirt-devouring
BEAST!
You've got to have eggs
TRICE a day, at least!
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