Eminem is the best! He sings "The Real Slim Shady" and I love that song. All my pictures are from his latest concert and are really cool. Here's the lyrics:
May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here (Verse 1) Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin her -- worse than before they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said ....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to -- a dead moose my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens -- is. Of course they gonna know what -- is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals who -- other people open like cantaloupes. But if we can -- dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...(Chorus)I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady...Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up(Verse 2) Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so -- him and -- you too.You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. --, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave -- to first. Little -- put me on blast on MTV "yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem -- (scream) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a -- like me Who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me (chorus)(Verse 3)I'm like a headtrip to listen toCause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip) I just -- it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like --. Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty. Pinching nurses --s when I'm -- off with Jergens and I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a -- With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady, please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?(chorus)
Here's their tour schedule
Concert Sun, 6.18.2000 The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim Anaheim CA United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Mon, 6.19.2000 San Jose Arena San Jose CA United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Wed, 6.21.2000 ARCO Arena Sacramento CA United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Fri, 6.23.2000 Memorial Stadium Seattle WA United States Experience Music Project Concert Sat, 6.24.2000 Rose Garden Arena Portland OR United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Mon, 6.26.2000 The Idaho Center Nampa ID United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Fri, 6.30.2000 Conseco Fieldhouse Indianapolis IN United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Sat, 7.1.2000 Jerome Schottenstein Center Columbus OH United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Sun, 7.2.2000 Gund Arena Cleveland OH United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Mon, 7.3.2000 Melon Arena Pittsburgh PA United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Tue, 7.4.2000 The Molson Amphitheatre Toronto ON Canada Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Thu, 7.6.2000 Joe Louis Arena Detroit MI United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Fri, 7.7.2000 The Palace Of Auburn Hills Auburn Hills MI United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Sat, 7.8.2000 Allstate Arena Des Plaines IL United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G Concert Sun, 7.9.2000 Bradley Center Milwaukee WI United States Up In Smoke Tour-Dr.Dre, Snoop, Cube, and Warren G
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