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Hey! welcome to my ultimately cool page of insults!!!
This unbelieveably cool page is dedicated to Kaitlyn cuz she thought of it.
She also thought up the color scheme....
So don't blame it all on me!
This page is also free of any obscene or x-rated language and is appropriate for gremlins of all ages.

Ohhh... that's so horrible this it is an insult unto itself

He he ha BE AFRAID you may never escape with your MIND intact
OK back to the insults...
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Basically ifany of these things are said to you on Earth, YOU ARE BEING INSULTED!! Ruffle up your fur, unfurl your claws and bear your fangs!!! and while your at it -- think up a good comeback like the examples on this page

Excuse me madam, but your toenails have cheese.

Your NOSE is a RODENT!

You are a nasssty wassty little gremlin

you...YOU..(face contorts and becomes bright red) [[CENSOR]]

You remind me of old Uncle Bart.

You seem to have Rhinosorus Rectus.

[Spoken to someone else] Is there something wrong with it?

Um...Ahh...Yes of course it looks wonderful dear