Reporter: But why is it always the girls screaming during the concerts? John: If it was just boys, it would be a bit funny, wouldn't it?
Reporter: How does it feel, putting on the whole world? John: How does it feel to be put on?
Reporter: "Some officials have been saying that your work is un-American. How do you feel about this?" John: "Well, that's very observant of them."
Press: "Can we look forward to any more Beatles movies?" John: "Well, there'll be many more, but I'm not sure whether you can look forward to them or not."
Reporter: "Why do you think you're so popular all of a sudden?" John: "I don't know, it must be the weather."
Press: "Do you wear wigs?" John: "If we do, they must be the only ones with real dandruff."
Press: "What excuse do you have for your collar-length hair?" John: "Well, it just grows out of yer head."
Reporter: "Recently there has been an article published in Rolling Stone magazine stating that 'Day Tripper' was about a prostitute, and 'Norwegian Wood' was about a lesbian. What was your intent when writing these songs?" Paul: "We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians."
Reporter: What kind of girl do you like, Paul? Paul: John's wife. John: Nobody likes a smart aleck!
Reporter: Paul, how do you feel about reports that say you are conceited? Paul: They're true!
Reporter: Paul, you look like my son. Paul: You don't look a bit like my mother.
Reporter: "What do you call that hair style?" George: "Arthur." Reporter: "How do you feel about a night club called Arthur, named after your hairstyle?" George: "I was proud - until I saw the night club."
Reporter: "What do you do when you're cooped up in a hotel room between shows?" George: "We ice skate."
Reporter: "Are you wearing wigs or real hair?" Ringo: "Hey, where's the police?!" Paul: "Take her out!" George: "Our hair's real. What about yours, lady?"
Press: "How tall are you, Ringo?" Ringo: "Two feet, nine inches."
Reporter: What did you think when your airline's engine began smoking as you landed today? Ringo: Beatles, women and children first!
Reporter: Is it true that you all are writing books, and if so, what's the subject matter? Paul: No, John's the only one who writes. Ringo: We haven't learned how yet.
Reporter: Ringo, you didn't look too happy when you got off of the airplane. Was there any reason? Ringo: If you'd been on it for fifteen hours, how would you look? John: How would he look Ringo? Ringo: I don't know. Look at him now.
Reporter: Sorry to interrupt while you're eating, but what do you think you will be doing in five years time when this is all over? Ringo: Still eating.
Reporter: What is the biggest threat to your careers? The atom bomb or dandruff? Ringo: The atom bomb. We've already got dandruff.
