Has your toaster been acting strange? Ever wish you knew where it REALLY came from?
Signs That Your Toaster may be From Alpha Centauri
Doesn't tend to be a morning type of appliance
Refuses to work when you're in a hurry
Tries to outsmart you on a daily basis (or at least once a week)
Occasionally eats your toast
Will bite if provoked
Makes fun of your bedhead while you are standing there holding down the button so it will toast
Refuses to let go of bagels until you un-plug it and go at it with a fork - then spits them out
Whines when you leaves pieces of waffle in it
Alternates between burning and barely toasting with no adjustment
Wants to play at 2-o-clock in the morning
Gets depressed and homesick, then tries to escape (Mom! where did the toaster go? ah ha caught you little bugger!! NO!!)
