"Certainly, madam", he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant still open?"
"Sorry, no", came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like some cauliflower cheese please", said Mary.
"Certainly madam", he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of eggs please...poached", Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
Next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning, madam. Sleep well?"
"Yes, thank you", Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I've had better. Shame about the eggs though; they really weren't that nice at all", Mary replied truthfully.
"Oh well, perhaps you could care to contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion", said the receptionist.
"OK, thanks!", replied Mary. She checked out, paused for a moment, scribbled a comment into the book, and left. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book and saw the following:
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious"
Mary Poppins was traveling home but due to worsening weather she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room.