TOP TEN REASONS WHY TV IS BETTER THAN THE WORLD-WIDE WEB

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned into "Babylon 5" and got a "Not Found 404" message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV -- even MTV!

7. The family never talks about which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons that a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

and the #1 reason why TV is better than the WWW:

1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and chips in the other!

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