Slice of Life, by Lady Dementia


Waspinator report to Megatron about completed patrol, then Waspinator can go back to Waspinator’s quarters and make everything shiny again! Ooo, Waspinator LIKE making things shiny! Waspinator polished everything in base last week until Spider-bot yelled at Waspinator for being in Spider-bot’s lab--

Waspinator at Megatron’s door! Waspinator will open door and report to Megatron about completed patrol, then Waspinator will go polish, polish, polish--

Why is cloned Lizard-bot looking at Waspinator that way? Lizard-bot look surprised to see Waspinator. Why is Lizard-bot’s eye glowing like that--

*Sha-BOOM!*

Oh, Waspinator not feel so good. Waspinator take nap now...


Rampage was still roaring with laughter as he staggered out the door after TM2 Dinobot, who was dragging Waspinator’s remains to the nearest CR Tank. Megatron put his head in his hand and sighed. That hadn’t gone as planned AT ALL.

Dinobot had been about to give Rampage a lesson in respect for Megatron when Waspinator had barged through the door jabbering something about cleaning and his patrol. Surprised, the raptor had immediately turned and shot at the wasp with his optic blaster. Rampage had collapsed in a fit of laughter at the untimely interruption, and Megatron had given up in disgust. The crab would have to learn respect later. For now...

A reluctant smile crept across Megatron’s face as he remembered the shocked look on Waspinator’s face as he had gone offline. He supposed that it was un-leaderly-like for him to take this much amusement at the expense of one of his troops, but...ah, slag with it. He was a Predacon, wasn’t he?


Why doesn’t anyone ever tell Waspinator what joke about? Everyone always laugh whenever Waspinator around, but Waspinator not know what’s so funny--

Ooo, Spider-bot not in lab! Waspinator make everything shiny!

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