"Woof woof," said the dog.

I am the infamous Charlotte!  I am sitting on the couch in the living room, where I can keep an eye on the window so that I can bark at any intruders.  I take my job very seriously.

I am a Shih-Tzu/Poodle cross.  As you can see, that is truly the best of both worlds!

I am very cute!  See how cute I am!  I like to go for walks...

...and when I'm not walking, I like to sit on the couch.

I have a stuffed bear from Ikea!  Enzo is very rude to his stuffed animals (the perv!), but I am always well-behaved.  That's because I'm such a good dog.

And here is a picture of me with Seven-of-George, former Dread King of the Borg!  My eyes are glowing because I am controlling George with my telekinetic powers.  He is my unwitting puppet. 

Thank you for your interest in me.  If you come to visit my house, please bring a cookie with you, and I will not kill you (for I am ever-so-ferocious).

This page was last updated on 12/16/03.