Gnomie has lead a very troubled and disturbed life. His journeys have taken him from the distant land of China, to the vast world of Walmart, to the place he now calls home- La-La Land.

Gnomie has always been very quiet. He was born a deaf mute, but has amazing powers of telepathy. His powers were weakened when he had a whole kicked in his head, but he still has control of them.

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