~~~~~~When Mr. Happy arrived at Ursula’s house, he was shocked by the sight of his brother. There, on the couch, lay the bloated figure of Mr. Santos Happy.
~~~~~~“What has happened to you, Mr. Santos Happy?!” Cried Mr. Happy.
What do they decide?
~~~~~~“I’m so glad you came.” Began Mr. Santos Happy, “I wanted to tell you sooner… I’m… pregnant!”
~~~~~~“What?!” Shrieked Mr. Happy.
~~~~~~“Let me finish. I’m pregnant… with… Our child!” Finished Mr. Santos Happy enthusiastically.
~~~~~~“But, when did this happy?” Questioned Mr. Happy.
~~~~~~“Remember that New Years Party?”
~~~~~~“Yes…” Confessed Mr. Happy. “You aren’t going to have it, are you?”
~~~~~~“And why not?!” Demanded Mr. Santos Happy. “It’s my child too!”
Have the baby
Force an abortion on Mr. Santos Happy