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Mish and Kat's Guide to...
X-Wing Rogue Squadron:
Masquerade

Page 1

Kat: Space battle. No one lush.
Mish: Mish can't believe how the Masquerade she has isn't a TBP. :-)
Kat: TBP?
Mish: trade paperback dudey thing, ya know, the whole four comics shoved into one type thing.
Kat: You don't have one? That's all I've got, LOL
Mish: Nope, for Masquerade I have all four comics :-)
Kat: Okay
Mish: Which rules. For the Mara Jade ones I have all apart from 1 and 2, which is a bit off. ;-) And for The Warrior
Princess I don't have four - or something...
Kat: I just get the TPBs, LOL
Mish: Probably the smart thing to do!
Kat: Yeah!

Page 2 / 3

Kat: Fab Four. Lush. Covered by helmets, though, damnit.
Mish: What's with the fire insignia on the TIE on the left?
Kat: Well, ya know how X-wings get apinted differently sometimes?
Mish: ...Plus I don't think Tycho looks like Tycho...
Kat: It's a weird angle.
Mish: Yeah? But, well, that sucks. He could've thought of something cool to put on his TIE.
Kat: I like Wes' smirk.
Mish: I was JUST about to say Wes has a cool smirk!
Kat: LOL!
Mish: Hobbie's nose is weird as well.
Kat: He looks panicked
Mish: He's Hobbie!
Kat: Yeah, I know
Mish: He's probably thinkin' "Oh yeah, now's when I crash..."
Kat: LOL - SO true !
Mish: "More bacta...oh great."
Kat: Wedge is in his Commander mode.
Mish: Totally.
Kat: Are we good to go on, d'you think?
Mish: Yeah...I still think Wes looks nice, though. His eyebrows are cool...
Kat: Yeah
Mish: Anyway. Next pages, right?
Kat: Yeah
 
 
Wes Janson and his extremely cute smirk. We were dutifully informed by the Hobbster that, "I have a TIE Wing on my tail and I can't shake him" -- so I'm guessing that's what a T-Wing is :-)

Pages 4 / 5
 
 
Mish: **starts giggling at Nrin** 
Kat: LOL 
Mish: His helmet's all weird and his tentacle bits are going over it. For some reason I find that amusing...

Kat: Their helmets all need re-painting
Mish: So true. But then, they have seen alot of combat.
Kat: And d'you notice how the Fab Four all have special helmets, whereas everyone else has standard-issue ones?
Mish: And, *flips back to Fab Four page* it's the same with the Fab Four's helmets - all old.
Mish: And, No - I didn't! **checks**  No, it's just the Fab Four's are painted differently.
Kat: But no one else's is.
Mish: True.
Kat: Except Nrin's doesn't have a red stripe down the middle
Mish: Maybe they don't have time or something. After all that paperwork Wedge got bored and decided to paint his,
Wes', Tycho's and Hobbie's helmets?
Kat: You think WEDGE has more time than anyone else????
Mish: Well Nrin's helmet is just plain odd.
Mish: No - he got bored.
Kat: LOL
Mish: No-one else has to do that much paperwork.
Kat: Very true.
Mish: ... Is there a plot-line evolving yet, I haven't checked?
Kat: It's just a space battle. I have a hard time paying attention to space battles.
Mish: So do I. Even in the books. LOL!
Kat: Esp. in the books
Mish: Notice how there were four guys on the last pages, and on this one there's Avan and Nrin.
Kat: Yeah
Mish: What're your thoughts on Avan, then?
Kat: He's okay. On the same level as, hmm, Kell? Maybe more like Myn. He's okay, but not drool-worthy.
Mish: Mmm. Oh, Kell. I have a thing about Kell. He makes me shudder. Not good.
Kat: I don't like him much.
Mish: Nope. Probably 'cause he doesn't like Wes... Oh, the psychology we could go into - but we're supposed to be
commenting on the comic, right?
Kat: Right. Next page?

Pages 6 / 7

Mish: Yep. Oh. Adverts. Skip to next page...
Kat: Not for me. Go on...
Mish: Some dude in an X-Wing dying.
Kat: Is it just me, or does Fel look really different all the time?
Mish: How come he's in NR? He switches so many times... And yeah, he does.
Kat: He's Empire, the NR, then goes to hang with the Chiss.
Mish: He looks sorta kid-ish in the pic bottom left, actually, in the circle. Like a kid with a goatee. Weird. . . The Chiss rock.
Kat: And Fel's helmet has a stripe-y middle stripe.
Mish: Doesn't Wedge's have that too? *flips back*
Kat: Yeah, bet Fel's is diagonal
Mish : Yep. Weird.
Kat: Wedge's is horizontal.
Mish: Probably 'cause he's a traitor...;-) Fel, that is. Not Wedge. At least, I hope not.
Kat: Yeah, it's a sign. "Don't trust me, I have a diagonally striped middle stripe!"
Mish: Hellyeah! I can't believe no-one else noticed!
Kat: We *so* need to check if anyone else has one.
Mish: I bet at the beginning of Rogue Squadron that's what was wrong with Tycho. He had a diagonally striped helmet as a prank from Wes, therefore no-one trusted him. None of this Isard nonsense.
Kat: Because they got rid of his when he went to Lusankya.
Mish: Yeah!
Kat: how does no one else see this stuff?
Mish: Hey -- check out Ibitisam's helmet!
Kat: Dude, what does THAT mean?
Mish: I have no idea... and we're Superior Intellects, that's why we notice.
Kat: Probably means, "I'm going to die soon"!
Mish: LOL. Does she? And that other guy - not even gonna attempt to spell his name out - has a weird one too.
Kat: Yeah!
Mish: Notice the weird helmets on these pages!
Kat: Maybe it's a species thing?
Mish: Oh! Yeah. 'Cause Nrin had a weird one too. *sniggers*
Kat: The Racist Republic!
Mish: GASP! It's a new discovery. Either that or they couldn't fit into human ones. I mean, I bet Twi'lek's have trouble.
Kat: Well, yeah.
Mish: I love how - on the left page, in the TIE you can see the sillouette type thing.
Kat: Cool...
Mish: Bored of these pages now. (There's only so long you can look at Baron Fel for)

Pages 8 / 9

Kat: Oh, man, bad guys next. Boring.
Mish: Check out the purple, though, man! Some sign of sexual frustration or something...
Kat: Yeah. And guys wearing green are horny.
Mish: **sniggers** Way ta go CorranSec.
Kat: LOL!
Mish: I never worked out exactly who this guy is, anyway.
Kat: It's some advisor dude, I think
Mish: Well, he sucks and has a jaunty-out chin. Emperor-Wannabe.
Kat: His goatee is ick.
Mish: Oh, no, I'm talking about the guy on the other page.
Kat: Oh, Pestage?
Mish: But I gotta agree with you there too, icky goatee... Yeah, that guy.
Kat: Wait, you don't know who Pestage is?
Mish: Not really. Is this a major thing? ;-)
Kat: Uh, yeah.
Mish: Thought as much.
Kat: He, like, controlled the Empire, pretty much.
Mish: Yeah, I guessed as much as that. He and Iceheart worked together or something, right?
Kat: And then he gets killed, and that sets up Isard's Revenge.
Mish: Ahh. Yes.
Kat: No, he worked against Iceheart
Mish: He did?
Kat: Yeah.
Mish: Oh, right.
Kat: Next page?
Mish: Totally.
 
 
This is Pestage, Mish. This is the evil guy. Notice the jutting out chin. **shudder** He's an ugly piece of sith, isn't he? Pity that with this picture you can't see his 'gorgeous' purple esemble, isn't it?

Pages 10 / 11

Mish: Oh, I love Wedge in this bit.
Kat: What's up with Wedge's trousers, though?
Mish: LOL - We'd better not ask. He's well-endowed, though, looks like.
Kat: LOL! And I love his shirt - he has a sexy collarbone.
Mish: True. I don't like his shirt, but I like his jacket... I've always had a thing about leather jackets, though.
Kat: Well, I like that his shirt goes down. And it's kinda purple-tinged....
Mish: Yeah, but it looks like it's...tucked in. Which is so not cool.
Kat: tucked in is bad.
Mish: I love how his collar of his jacket sticks up.
Kat: It's sexy.
Mish: His hair's mucked up in the first shot, though.
Kat: And he's being nice and feeding the fish, the sweetie.
Mish: I love how he casually flicks it behind his back!
Kat: Yeah! But the texture thing on his trousers is just WEIRD. I'm sorry, it has to be said again.
Mish: I know. I'm like "WHAT?"
Kat: They look like long underwear.
Mish: LOL - They probably are! Actually, that's a good guess, 'cause i'd no way wear that shirt out (as much as you like it) -- he's in his PJs with his jacket thrown on.
Kat: I like the fact that it bares his sexy collarbone!
Mish: Well, he doesn't need a poloneck when he's in bed!  He's _so_ in his PJs!
Kat: True. He so is! Ackbar got him out of bed after the battle.
Mish: But, the worrying thing is... he keeps fish food in his PJ's trouser pocket.
Kat: It would be worrying if they weren't PJs, too!
Mish: I mean, it's a weird thing to have on you anyway...
Kat: Maybe it's real food, but he's giving it to the fish?
Mish: Yeah, that would account for Ackbar saying "you'll spoil them"
Kat: Yeah. He's, like, giving them chocolate.
Mish: incidentally, I love how Wedge is like "my pilots"
Kat: Very sweet.
Mish: The fish are like, "Ah sir with these ferro roche, you are really spoiling us" (Ferero Roche? Spelling's out, those choccies are far too expensive for me to know how to spell them...)
Kat: So true! They look like it, too!
Mish: Exactly!
Kat: Okay, are we ready to move on yet?
Mish: Yeah, okay.
 
 
Wedge in his PJs. Note the weirdly textured trousers, and how well endowed Our Hero is. Also note the sexy collar-bone and upturned collar. That thing that looks like a blaster pointing at Wedge's head is actually just a pipe going into the wall behind him, but 'cause I cut off some of the scene to make this picture, it looks a bit like he's got a blaster pointed at his head. He's talking to Ackbar, and Ackbar's never killed him before, so I don't think, at least, he's going to start killing him now. Hopefully.

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Mish: What page are we on now?
Kat: the next one. Wedge with Tycho and Fel. Page 11. I counted. [Mish!Ed: Nope, it's page 12...]
Mish: Cool. You're good.
Kat: I like Tych's hair.
Mish: It's MichealOwen!Tycho!
Kat: And I like both Wedge's and Tych's eyes.
Mish: His jacket is tres weird. Tycho's, that is.
Kat: His trousers are nice.
Mish: They are. They're a bit like my brown cargo trousers.
Kat: And hey, Fel's eyes change colour. Dude. They're usually blue.
Mish: Seriously?
Kat: Aren't they? Maybe I'm crazy. **looks at Blood and Honour** Yeah, I'm crazy.
Mish: Oh, right. What colour eyes does Jag have?
Kat: Jag has green eyes. And black hair. **grins**
Mish: How did they manage that?
Kat: No idea... The milkman strikes again.
Mish: And... if you have green eyes does that mean you're horny? ;-)
Kat: Well, Face just *is*.
Mish: LOL! **giggles at Corran being a Horn as well**
Kat: LOL! Poor Corran! Izzy would have a field day with that... Back to comics!
Mish: Doesn't Jag have, like, a white strip in his hair, like Isard? **Mish gets suspicious**
Kat: Does he?
Mish:  He does. I think. I remember something like that cool.
Kat: I need to re-read those.
Mish: **nods** Anyway, comic.
Kat: Fel's facial hair is weird.
Mish: Man, Fel has huge shoulder-pads.
Kat: Oh, he does!
Mish: His facial hair is bad in this comic, yeah.
Kat: And his jacket is.... wait for it... purple!
Mish: LOL! We could be reading into this, here...
Kat: Oh, man, no wonder Syal went with the milkman.
Mish: It's the Isard thing I'm worried about.
Kat: That's VERY worrisome, yes. It says so many things about... well, everyone.
Mish: His jacket, well, does up on the collar.
Kat: Are we ready to flip the page?
Mish: No, I just wanna say one more thing: Go Twi'leks! Now we can flip.
Kat: **flips**

Pages 14 / 15

Mish: Aargh! What happened to Tycho??
Kat: He got stupid-looking
Mish: Very.
Kat: And Han doesn't look like Han, damnit.
Mish: But he looks quite nice.
Kat: True.
Mish: He has full-on Ladies hair, though. Swear I used to have that haircut.
Kat: Ouch. And Wedge's eyes look greener on this page.
Mish: Hey, it wasn't that bad... You know why that is, don't you? He's horny.
Kat: Please don't say because Han's there. WAAS hasn't made you that bad.
Mish: Look at the way he's looking at Ha--- woah, NOT gonna go there. **giggles** scared ya!
Kat: Yes you did! Fel's jacket is less purple, too. Interesting.
Mish: Tee-hee-hee. I think his jacket's supposed to be more of a navy blue.
Kat: It was SO purple on the last page, though
Mish: Wedge's jacket is still RAR with the collar up. No, it's the same colour, Kat.
Kat: And a close-up of the collarbone.
Mish: ...Han has a nice neck too...
Kat: And I still like Tych's hair, though his face has gone screwy.
Mish: I wish they would get Fel's hair right. In fact, everyone's hair is weird. I don't like Tych's hair - he still looks like Micheal Owen!
Kat: I like it.
Mish: & I really don't like the collar on his jacket.
Kat: No, it's weird.
Mish: Yeah. And Wedge is still in his PJs.
Kat: I wonder when he gets around to changing.
Mish: Thank god you can't see his trousers, or we'll be here all night ;-)
Kat: Anyway, then on the next page, Chewie looks bad.
Mish: He looks bad in the previous page on the first still too. But then, Han doesn't have a face.
Kat: That's just bad.
Mish: *nods*
Kat: Leia doesn't look like Leia, either. Hmm, I wonder why. **foreshadowing**
Mish : I dont' like Leia's jacket much. (Thinkin' I have a thing about jackets)
Kat: I don't like Tycho's shirt, either. The black around the neck is weird.
Mish: No, it's GROSS.
Kat: And check out the shadows on Fel's face at the bottom. (Tych's in his PJ shirt, but he managed to pull on some cargo trousers)
Mish: (Oh yeah) I know. *shudder* icky. Looks like he's been hit across the face with a frying pan.
Kat: Everywhere else the shadows are good, too.
Mish: Yeah. Mmmm @ Han's neck in the middle still.
Kat: And do Tycho's eyes look brown at the bottom?
Mish: Yes, they are. Aren' they supposed to be blue?
Kat: Yeah. Check out the last page.
Mish: Well, then his hair is supposed to be blonde too, and it's more of a brown.
Kat: Well, light brown, at least
Mish: Well, yeah Whaddya think of Leia's dress? Very 50's.
Kat: The colour doesn't flatter her.
Mish: I think it's 50's at least.
Kat: And is it just me, or is she wearing thigh-high boots?
Mish: Ha ha, it'd look better purple ;-) She is indeed wearing thigh-high boots.
Kat: There's purple on her jacket.
Mish: **notices colouring-in person's obsession with brown and purple**
Kat: And blue.
Mish: Yeah.
Kat: And black. And those are, like, the only clothes colours.
Mish: At least he's not responsible for Wedge's PJ trousers, though.
Kat: True. Dude, Leia has shoulder pads too.
Mish: Yeah, but not as tragic as Fel. Her's are more army-type.
Kat: Yeah.
Mish: Maybe that's just the colour, though.Desert-Camo.
Kat: Like on SG-1!
Mish: Yeah! Although I still prefer green on SG-1.
Kat: Well, it's YOU.
Mish: True. Hey, does this mean I'm horny?!!!! **gets worried**
Kat: No, 'cause you're a girl.
Mish: Oh, it only works with guys?
Kat: Yeah
Mish: Right.
Kat: The purple thing, too.
Mish: Yeah, I got that.
Kat: **wonders what orange means**
Mish: Means you're not afraid to stand out!
Kat: I'm wearing an orange T-shirt.... and I have two orange sweaters.
Mish: I wasn't going to say "or you dressed in the dark"... honest
Kat: Only if you're wearing purple with them.
Mish: *sniggers*

Pages: 16 / 17

Kat: A bit more than halfway through the first one.... it has a Winter black-and-white flashback
Mish: Ah yep.
Mish: Gotcha.
Kat: Tycho has a dimple in the first pic.
Mish: Tycho does _not_ have dimples. He just... that pic... doesn't work.
Kat:Yeah. His shirt has funny folds, too
Mish: Yeah. And his jacket is still done up at the bottom only. It's like he's trying to chat her up, "It's been a while since I have seen you, highness..." !
Kat: Maybe on some level he knows who she really is?
Mish: Maybe he's just trying to steal Han's woman?
Kat: He wouldn't do that.
Mish: Underneath the Tycho we all know and love lies this ... evil tycho. Waiting to come out and take his womanising revenge.
Kat: Leia looks real bad in the second pic, too.
Mish: Don't you just love the pic of Tycho in the 'pie' still, though? He's like, staring off into space dreamily.
Kat: Yeah.... his lower lip is weird though
Mish: Yeah. He still has that dimple, too.
Kat: Yeah
Mish: Winter's hair looks great, though! In the flashbacks, that is.
Kat: Dude, look at the guy who looks like he's about to take a swig out of a bottle
Mish: *giggles*
Mish: Geek Alert!
Kat: Geek trying to get drunk!
Mish: Then again, the guy next to him is the same. And the waiter guy behind - dodgy beard.
Kat: LOL
Mish: Anyway, I really like that page.
Kat: Yeah. the flashback in balck-and-white is cool
Mish: I dunno why. I like the way it goes into B/W, I guess. Cleverly done.
Kat: Yeah
Kat: Tycho looks like a loser on the first pic of the next page.
Mish: I really really really dislike that picture.
Kat: **nods**
Mish: Like, vehemently dislike.
Kat: He looks bad on all that page.
Mish: True. The last pic aint so bad, though.
Kat: No, it's not that good, though, either. And why's Leia wearing gloves?
Mish: I dunno. Maybe to hide her fingerprints 'cause she's ... not really Leia. Or 'cause it's cold?
Kat: It can't be that cold if Tycho's in his PJ's!
Mish: No, Wedge was in his PJs!
Kat: Oh, true. That could be it.
Mish: But probably not.
Kat: Tycho's in his PJ shirt.
Mish: Oh yeah. I just realised something...
Kat: What?
Mish: there's no purple on either page!
Kat: **gasp** Oh, yes there is. Leia's necklace. Speaking of the necklace, where is it in her "pie" pic on the fist page??
Mish: Down a bit. If you look at her in the pic above and to the right, it's further down her chest.
Kat: Well, yeah, but you see how it's on the black? on her left/our right, it goes down to the jacket, and the necklace
isn't there.
Mish: In the table pic middle right page, it's not even attached as a necklace!
Kat: I was about to say that!
Mish: Looks like some sort of Imp insignia.
Kat: LOL! Maybe it's a mark, like the helmet stripe. "I'm not who you think I am."
Mish: Ooooh. Yeah, maybe.
Kat: I like Leia's lipstick.
Mish: Yeah. It's weird how it goes black-red-black, though, but it's a nice dark almost-purple shade.
Kat: Yeah
Mish: Oh, Tych did the 'need to know' thing. I love those lines.
Kat: LOL
Mish: Tycho's a bit... obvious about being smitten, isn't he?
Kat: Just a tad, yeah. LOL
Mish: And I must say, 'Leia' is fishing for compliments !
Kat: Well, if you're in love with a dude, isn't it nice to know he compliments you when you're not around? Of course, that "truer that you know" comment is too much. LOL
Mish: So true - but, I mean, she's princess Leia - if I was Ford---Uhm,Tycho (where was my mind?) I'd not be so obvious
around Winter's best mate!
Kat: Maybe Tych wants Winter to know he's smitten? Maybe he knows its her on some level.
Mish: No, no, no. :-P I prefer to think he's thick to the deception.
Kat: I'm talking subconsciously.
Mish: Hmmm. I'm unconvinced.
Kat: **shrugs** Me too, LOL
Kat: I'm throwing out conspiracy theories!
Mish: You Conspirary Theorist!
Kat: **FBT**

Pages 17.a and 17.b [Mish can't be bothered to recount the pages...]

Mish: Moving on... Oh, Baron Fel and Han !
Kat: I *hate* the blue light on this page!
Mish: Oh, I rather like it.
Kat: It bugs me.
Mish: I don't really understand why it's there, but I quite like it
Kat: It creates creepy shadows.
Mish: Creepy shadows are good.
Kat: I don't like it.
Mish: I like on the second page the top shot, the shadow on Han.
Kat: The blue light changes where it's coming from.
Mish: It's coming from both sides, though. See, Chewie has it on his arm too.
Kat: Oh, yeah. Stupid blue light Don't like it!
Mish: No, it's good! I don't like Han's brown eyes.
Kat: Anyways. Han looks very un-Han-ish.
Mish: Han looks very un-Han-ish, yeah.
Kat: Han's eyes are greener, aren't they?
Mish: In reality, Harrison Ford's eyes are greeny-brown. Like, hazely niceness. Yum.
Kat: I guess Han's not horny here. **smirks**
Mish: LOL! ...It's 'cause Wedge isn't there...
Kat: Wedge may get horny around Han, but it doesn't mean he's horny around Wedge!
Mish: That is also true. Aren't Chewie's eyes blue?
Kat: I have *no* idea what colour chewie's eyes are.
Mish: I'm pretty sure they're blue.
Kat: Blue sounds right.
Mish: Han's hair is off too.
Kat: Totally. Too dark.
Mish: Yeah. And it's not as flicky.
Kat: flicky?
Mish: I dont' know what I mean - it's wavy but it's not really Hanlike in it's wavyness.
Kat: Yeah.
Mish: It's more of Hobbie-hair than it is Han-hair.
Kat: I don't see the Hobbie-ness, but it's def. not Han-hair. And Chewie looks like hell!
Mish: Look at the way it sweeps back in the leftmost still in the three-one on the right page. It's Hobbie-Hair !
Kat: It's too dark, though
Mish: Yeah, but I'm talking about how it sweeps back.
Kat: Okay, I'll trust your judgement.
Mish: Ah well. He probably uses the same hair gel as Hobbster - he had to borrow some since he was staying over at the
Rogue's base, or something.
Kat: Could be. Is it like that when he gets there?
Mish: Which would account for why we don't see Hobbie in this comic!
Kat: **flips back**
Mish: because han nicked all his hair gel and he didn't want to be seen !!!
Kat: Poor Hobbster!
Mish: Mmm. I'm sure Wes is around someplace playing sabbacc with him or something. Thinking up pranks with Wes and Plour, Hobbie is.
Kat: Well, that depends.... would he mind Wes and Plourr seeing him gel-less?
Mish: Ooooh, true. I think he'd let Wes - and Plourr doesn't HAVE hair !
Kat: Plourr sometimes has hair....
Mish: Mm, but her hair is tragically worse than even Hobbie's could be without gel !
Kat: True, true. Anything else to say?
Mish: Fel's hair! *dies* It's awful !
Kat: I think *he's* been stealing gel.
Mish: Oh, that's why, is it?
Kat: He, like, plastered it to his head.
Mish: Definitely nicked the Hobbster's gel.
Kat: And Hobbie can't be with Plourr! She's there! With hair!
Mish: Where????
Kat: Welcoming Leia...
Mish: Oh - on the next page! I see. We flipped already !
Kat: Oh, sorry.

Page: 18 / 19

Mish: So Hobbie's with Wes or something.
Kat: I guess.
Mish: 'cause Wes isn't in this, otherwise he'd have commented on Wedge's PJs.
Kat: Doing something non-WAAS-y.
Mish: Totally. The thought actually hadn't occured, thanks for corrupting me further.
Kat: Welcome. Do you know where we are?
Mish: Nope. wanna sum up?
Kat: We're on the page where they arrive on Eiattu
Mish: Okay. :-)
Kat: Plourr's outfit is VERY unflattering.
Mish: I bet she doesnt like it. I like her hair like that.
Kat: Yeah. Hey... dude! They're going to Hangar Area 51!
Mish: WOW! Nice linking-into-real-life. Like, Mulder in the X-Files' room number is no. 42 :-)
Kat: Is it really? Nice.
Mish: Well, it never ceases to amuse me.
Kat: Is purple, like, the official colour of Eiattu?
Mish: Yeah, probably. Does that mean they're all sexually fustrated, or something?
Kat: The guys are.
Mish: Yeah. I detest Han's collar thing on the second page over.
Kat: Ew, yeah. Looks like a bolo tie.
Mish: Huh? A what?
Kat: They're these ties that cowboys wear. Trust me. They're basically strings.
Mish: They're very yucky, and Han looks gross in them.
Kat: Indeed. And Fel must've stolen EVERYONE's gel.
Mish: LOL! And the guy standing next to him on the second page across looks like he stole the other guy's hair!
Kat: LOL!
Mish: Going back - I like Plourr's earrings.
Kat: Yeah, they're cool... Is it just me, or do Fel's boots not go with his outfit?
Mish: No, his boots are too big - they should be inside the trousers, I think.
Kat: Yeah... Who's the green dude looking at Han funny?
Mish: He looks like a cross between a cat and Yoda... the little guy who doesn't speak Basic? Han beat him in Sabacc.
Kat: When?
Mish: Look, at the bottom of that first page Han says, "Sabacc, Tycho?" and Tycho answers, "With you? Hah!" and then the green dude looks at Han on the opposite page and Han goes, "Well, the Flux will do that to a sabacc hand from time to time" - implying he's just beaten him at sabacc, right?
Kat: I see, I see. Reading the dialogue occasionally helps, eh?
Mish: Yeah, it would :-) *sniggers* Nice, Kat. Nice!
Kat: Thanks, Mish. Hehe, then Tycho's insulting Han. Nice.
Mish: Tycho, you shouldn't insult Han like that! **stern look at Tycho**
Kat: It's cute, though.
Mish: But Han had a good comeback ;-)
Kat: Very true.

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Kat: Turn the page?
Mish: Sure thing. More adverts!
Kat: Turn it again...
Mish: And turned...Oh, Tycho gets some hot lovin'.
Kat: From who he thinks is Han's woman! Naughty!
Mish: But look how surprised he looks - which he really shouldn't be, considering she was blatently flirting with him earlier!
Kat: Well, he thinks it's Leia. Dude, her dress is WAY too tight.
Mish: She looks like some sort of insect.
Kat: Burn!
Mish: You know how they have the sliding segments on them?
Kat: Yeah.
Mish: I dunno how she manages to get away with that. How does the dress stay up? Huh?!
Kat: It's fking tight!
Mish: ...I reckon it's just body-paint...
Kat: Then how does it have a skirt?
Mish: Oh, no, wait, she has weird bits over her arms.
Kat: She looks really bad in the second pic.
Mish: Check out the whispy bit in front of her ear. -- What's that all about?
Kat: It's a sideburn. **Snickers**
Mish: It looks dumb.
Kat: Indeed.
Mish: As a side note - I love the "WOW!" speechbubble!
Kat: And the speechbubble is green, of course you love it.
Mish: I didn't actually mean the greenness.
Kat: Sure ya didn't...
Mish: I didn't! I meant how it's all bubbly.
Kat: a bubbly speechbubble. I'm shocked.
Mish: Face's quote! "I find myself shocked. No, really."
Kat: Ya know, considering how famous the Han/Leia thing is, the bad dudes seem remarkably unsurprised to see her making out with another guy.
Mish: LOL - You're right, of course. And Tycho doesn't seem so worried about going, "Han sent me up here...WOW!" either.
Kat: Question.... What did Winter/Leia want help with?
Mish: **sniggers** You can't imagine?
Kat: Well, if so, shouldn't Tycho be worried that Han sent him up there to help her with it?
Mish: Well, yes... But he should be more worried about Leia kissing him.
Kat: Well, yes. But when she kisses him he knows it's Winter. LOL -- imagine if he hadn't figured it out!
Mish: LOL! A whole new scene would emerge!
Kat: "Highness, I never knew you felt like this!"
Mish: "I thought you, and Han..." Tycho should have gone, "WOW!! That really is a very... very... tight dress."
Kat: Indeed. She does, I admit, have the body for it. Damn her.
Mish: "...let me help you get out of it."
Kat: Do you really think Tycho has a thing for Leia, then?
Mish: I do. I mean, if Leia and Winter look practically the same, and he mistook Winter for Leia before.
Kat: Winter's a runner-up thing, then?
Mish: And he's fallen for Winter... there's gotta be some physical attraction!
Kat: Physical attracion and "Can I help you out of that dress?" are different.
Mish : Well.... *sniggers* True. Okay, so he doesn't fancy Leia -- then how do you account for the Winter-thing? I'm not saying Winter's 2nd fiddle to Leia, but heck, if Han didn't have Leia, I'd bet Tych'd be in there.
Kat: Okay, let me put it this way.... Han has a Leia thing, and doesn't fancy Winter. Why can't Tycho have a Winter-thing and not fancy Leia? Tych's in love with Winter! Maybe if something happened to both Han and Winter, though...
Mish: Why doesn't Han fancy Winter, then?!? How do you know?!
Kat: I just know!
Mish: I'm not saying I know Tych has a Leia thing... just, "WOW!" and "Forgive me, highness. You're gorgeous." ?!??!!
Kat: Well, yeah. That does seem dodgy. But I just think that he's not about to jump her, considering that she's Winter's best friend, and he and Han seem like they're getting to be mates.
Mish: No, no, I wasn't insinuating that.
Kat: "Can I help you out of that dress?" isn't insinuating that?
Mish: I don't think Tych would jump _anyone_ either.
Kat: Well, true.
Mish: LOL - That was a throw-away comment!
Kat: Okay, let's turn the page.
Mish: ...I bet it was going through his mind, though...

See what I mean about the coolness of the "WOW!" ?
Yes, the woman to the left of you is Winter, and not Princess Leia. Although Tycho doesn't know that, but still said she was gorgeous to her, and that's after the 'Wow'... And Kat said there was nothing there. You don't go up to someone you don't have a thing for and go "WOW" and then "You're gorgeous." Prepostrous!

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Kat: And the fist thing we see is an icky rat in blue light. Yuck.
Mish: Not Kat's Dreaded Blue Light thing again.
Kat: I'm done, really.
Mish: Hey, it's Ratchett! He gets to star in a Rogue Comic!: Actually, Ratchett doesn't have a weird double moon thing on his nose. Plus he's cuter, and two-colours.

Kat: Uh-huh. Anyway, there's Wedge looking grubby.
Mish: Is that The Wedgester?
Kat: Yep.
Mish: He got changed out of his PJs!
Kat: Good boy!
Mish: Do you think he knows that's Leia and not Winter?
Kat: He calls her Princess.
Mish: Ah. The reading the text thing.
Kat: Indeed.
Mish: Wouldn't it be amsuing if she was actually Winter, though... they were pulling a double-switch.
Kat: Tych would get confused.
Mish: No doubt about that.
Kat: Dude, who would choose to have their HQ in a sewer?
Mish: Pestage?
Kat: But why???
Mish: Hence the 'pest' bit of his name??
Kat : Ah, I see. He has a thing for vermin. Gotcha. Makes sense.
Mish: No-one's going to look for a top-secret lair in the middle of a sewer, are they?!
Kat: Leia and Wedge would.
Mish : They would? *raises eyebrow* Why?
Kat: Well, they are!
Mish: Well, they're smart.
Kat: True.
Mish: True.



Will our heros finally get around to looking good and not stealing each other's hair gel? Will Wedge see his PJs again? Will Tycho ever quit looking like Micheal Owen? Will he admit his secret lust for people who wear purple dresses and look like insects... wait, that's not secret, is it?... What happened to Tycho and Winter? What are Wedge and Leia doing in that sewer. What is with Han's tie? Will a plotline occur? If it does, will Mish and Kat even notice? Find out all these, if you're lucky, and more, in the next exciting installment of Mish & Kat's Guide to Masquerade...


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