Oh yes, not only do we love them because they're lush, but they also have some sithin' good quotes. All material on this page which is quoted belongs to The God King Allston. Please don't sue us, Allston?

Each quote has a little comment from us. Some of these are, uh, a little less than kid-safe. Sorry! Close your eyes! :-P

. . . “Ton Phanan, Seven. Face, Eight. I want the majority of the squadron’s sarcasm concentrated in one wing pair so we can dispose of it more conveniently. . .” – Wedge.
        Dispose of our precious Face and Phanan?! Wedge, surely you jest!

“I’ve done that a couple of times. Shooting myself. Accidents. It’s not fun.” – Phanan
        Mish: Ton! We'll save you! Don't do it!!
        Kat: We know, Phanan dear. You need to quit that. Although fixing you up was fun...

“So here I am stark naked, locked out of my quarters, running around the corridors looking for a towel, a rag, anything, and I turn the corner and bump right into the executive officer. He has about the same sense of humour as a Wookie with a rash. So I throw my best salute and say, ‘Major, I regret to report only partial success with the Personal Cloaking Device.’” - Face.
        Mish: *Swoons*
        Kat: Oh, what a shame. I suppose we have to look at naked Face then? Too bad.

“Inevitably, some of us will prefer to die.” – Phanan
        Noooo! Phanan, don't give in to the Imperial Propaganda! Oh, how ominous this sounds!

“I have some Force here in my pocket. Kell, Cubber, you can have it if you need it. Oops, no, it’s gone. Maybe it’s in my cargo.” – Face.
        Probably our favourite Facesaying. - And, Face, hon, we have your Force right here! You lent it to us to help Phanan's Glass Prowler, remember?

“If the miracle Bothan fails, Captain Darillian the Magnificent will save the day.” – Face.
        Face, babe, you can save our day anytime you want.

“We simply need to get to the rendezvous site and say, ‘Oh, no, we’re all down with the Tastigne Flu. Sure, come on over. Hope you don’t mind when we have sneezing fits all over you and infect you.’” – Phanan.
        Mish: Never had that flu, but I wouldn't mind if Ton had a sneezing fit all over me.
        Kat: Ton, babe, you know I'd nurse you back to health.

“I’ve been skewered. I will now take seventeen hours to reevaluate my life.” – Phanan.
        [quickly] We'll come with you!

“I’ll try not to spill my lomin-ale all over it.” – Phanan. (On hearing Wedge is lending him his X-Wing)

"Do you always come to your door naked in the middle of the night to ask questions like that?" - Phanan.
        Mish: C'mon, six multiplied by nine, I know you know this one...
        Kat: Would you prefer a different question?

“You have a middle-of-the-night plastic sealant emergency?” – Phanan.
        Mish: Uh-huh. And I desperately need to be in *your* room to use it.
        Kat: Actually, that's not *quite* the emergency... but... step into my candlelit quarters and I'll explain everything over some champagne.

“Performances on the hour, every hour. Imperial madmen a speciality.” – Face.
        Mish: Oh, no, perhaps this is our fav Facesaying?
        Kat: There are too many to choose from. And I'd say something else was Face's specialty....
        Mish: Yeah, well, I know that more than anyone.
        Kat: Oh, you think so?
        Mish: Oh yeah I do.
        Phanan: Ladies, ladies.
        Kat: As much as these guys would probably like it, let's not have a catfight, hmm, Mish?
        Mish: Ah, well, alright then. As much as it hurts my pride to do so, of course.
        Face: Damn.
        Kat: Shall we move on?
        Mish: Yes, lets.

“Yes, I got so angry that I had to vent my spleen.” – Phanan (off-camera, relayed by Kell’s memory)
        Mish: Luckily we were on hand to stitch (or weld) you back up, though.
        Kat: You realize that you need to quit this spleen-venting thing? It's not healthy!

“Your sarcasm generator not getting any power?” – Wedge (to Face)
        Didn't we recharge him yesterday? Damn, that boy goes through sarcasm fast.

“Nobody ever says, ‘What a mess! I hope the doctor is not emotionally harmed by having to deal with it.’” – Phanan.
        Mish: What a mess! I hope the doctor is not emotionally harmed by having to deal wit- Pardon, Ton?
        Kat: Ton, I don't think anything could harm you emotionally at this point. Although, emotional pain *is* an attractant...

“That’s what I like to hear. Acknowledgement of my superior intellect along with a desire to hurt somebody else very badly. It’s a good day for me.” – Phanan.
        Kat: Oooh, ooh, I'll acknowledge your Superior Intellect!
        Mish: And I'll hurt someone very badly for you! Will that be all?
        Phanan: Well, you could do something else for me....
        Mish: Yes, darling?
        Phanan: Could we perhaps not do this in public?
        Mish: Probably not the best idea. Now, about that plastic sealant...

“The one woman in all the galaxy immune to my charms? Do you know how often I’ve said, ‘Where is she, does she truly exist’?” – Face.
        Kat: Nope. You'll have to be satisfied with us.
        Mish: 'Cause we can't find her either.
        Kat: 'Cause we've been looking really hard.

“. . .‘Find me the one woman who can withstand me. Who can loathe me for who I really am.’ He’s had a long, lonely life until today. Now you can abuse him and give me a rest.” – Phanan (on Face and women.)
        Mish: I'll abuse him, never fear...
        Kat: Ooh, and I'll help. Unless you want some abuse too, Ton?

“Is that a new greeting? Something Gamorrean? ‘Scabrous pirates to you this morning.’ ” – Phanan.
        Mish: And bleeding pirate- Wait a minute, that's the next quote...
        Kat: Mish, have you been memorizing the books again? [stern look]
        Mish: [Hangs head in mock-shame] Yes.
        Kat: Let's just move on. I'll deal with you later.
        Face: Can I deal with her?
        Mish: [perks up.]

“ ‘And bleeding pirates to you.’ ” – Face.
        Mish: He says, with a formal bow [Looks at Kat. Looks appropriately sorry.]
        Kat: Mish, that's really not healthy. I think Face will have to deal with you later.
        Mish: I certainly hope so.
        Kat: Lucky.
        Phanan: I can deal with you if you really want, Kat.
        Kat: Aww, that's sweet. Thanks.

“I love an understanding commander. Know where I can get one?” – Phanan.
        Kat: Nope, sorry. Although I wouldn't mind "commanding" you...
        Mish: I know a certain commanding guy...
        Face: [Blushes infinitelysmally]

“Oh, I’m too important a doctor to see anyone as lowly as myself.” – Phanan.
        Kat: You can see me, then.
        Mish: I'm sure there are plenty of willing volunteers.

"To match, the few dings and pits in its pilot." - Phanan.
        How many, exactly, do you have, we wonder

“A happy worker is a productive worker.” – Phanan.
        Kat: You must get nothing done then.
        Mish: Hey, he's productive. Work hard, play hard?
        Kat: Ooh, play hard I could go for.

“Hawk-bat Seven, two in the green, all systems charged, and I’ll have a mint liqueur with a lomin-ale chaser.” – Phanan.
        We'll have what he's having.

“Pilot, Wit, and Superior Intellect.” – Phanan.
        'Nuff said.

“Cuteness should be preserved.” – Phanan.
        Aww, thanks babe.

“I want to thank everyone who retrieved pieces of me, everyone who retrieved pieces of my X-wing, and especially those who sorted them out correctly.” - Face (upon receiving his Award of the Mechanic’s Nightmare from Wedge.)
        A much coveted award, that.

"May I come in?" - Lara
"I'm not decent." - Face
"When are you ever?" - Lara
        Mish: I don't know, but I'm coming in to investigate anyway. . .

"I'm learning to play a variety of musical instruments using only the power of my mind." - Face.
        Mish: 'I’ve done that a couple of times...'
        Kat: Mish, what have I told you about quoting Phanan?
        Mish: uh, "Please don't quote Phanan as much as you do. It's probably not good for you" ?
        Kat: Yeah. So what are you *not* going to do for the next quote?
        Mish: Quote Face?
        Kat: Mish!!
        Mish: Okay, okay. Not quote Phanan. But it might kill me!
        Kat: You can handle it.

"Face, I'm going to shoot you." - Lara
         Kat: Ack.... conflicting emotions.....
        Mish: 'I’ve done that a couple of times. Shooting myself. Accidents. It’s not fun...' [Mish trails off.]
        Kat: MISH!!!
        Mish: Okay, okay, I'm sorry already!

"Is this what it's like for you?" - Face.
"You have no idea." - Wedge.
"From the bottom of my heart, I apologise, most sincerely, for every time I spoke up in a mission briefing. I mean it." - Face.
        Kat: Awww.... how cute. Kodak moment!
        Mish: [snap] Smile!!
        Phanan: Why haven't there been any quotes from me so far?
        Mish: [Looks at Face pleadingly]
        Kat: Phanan, there's one coming.
        Mish: There is?
        Phanan: Oh, good.
        Kat: Well, sort of.

"Now you're using that misfiring hunk of machinery you refer to as a brain." - Phanan (From the depths of Myn's brain. He really does turn up in the strangest places. First Kell's memory, then Myn's brain...)
        Kat: See, Phanan, I told you you had a quote coming.
        Phanan: I spoke! I love you all!!!! [Flourishy Bow Thing]
        Mish: Heeeey, that's mine!
        Kat: Ton, if Mish can't steal your quotes, you can't steal her FBT.
        Phanan: Okay, I guess that's alright then.
        Face: Mish, you can steal my quotes anytime.
        Mish: There's an offer I can't refuse...

Face: "She said yes. You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear her say yes."
        Mish: I said yes.
        Kat: We both did.
        Mish: But I was the only one who meant it.
        Kat: *So* not true.
        Mish: Or the only one who Face truly adores.
        Kat: Hey!!! Face, you love me, right?
        Face: [Looks at Mish and Kat in turn, then at Camera One] How could I answer a question like that from two beautiful women?
        Mish: Who are you talking to?
        Face: I have no idea.

"I find myself shocked. No, really." - Face.
        Mish: Well, that's never happened before.
        Kat: Are you going to be okay, dear?
        Mish: [quickly] I'll help him get better.
        Kat: Hey, I'm the one who cares about his welfare.

"Wraiths, no rules. No mercy. Take out anything that gets between us and home." - Face.
        Kat: [quickly gets out of the way]
        Mish: Can I take you out?

"And may I say that I always enjoyed your holodramas?" - Gast.
"You couldn't say anything that would nauseate me more." - Face.
"Though I liked Tetran Cowall more." - Gast.
"That makes me feel better. He's a no-talent bag of bantha droppings." - Face.
        Mish: I'm not commenting on my extensive collection of Face Loran Holodramas...
        Kat: What about that Cowall one that you thought Face was in?
        Mish: The less said about that the better.

"Good-bye, galaxy of cruelty. My pilots are all burned, I must kill myself out of shame." - Face.
        Now that, dear, would be a waste.

"And let me say I thought your holodramas and comedied were purile, badly written things - though you rose above your material." - Rogriss.
"Of course they were purile. They were Imperial productions. But thank you." - Face.
        Mish: I only watch them for Face, of course.
        Kat: Well, obviously. But that Cowall one?
        Mish: PLEASE drop it!
        Kat: I'm just asking!
        Mish: [groan] Just don't ask.

"You just summon us up some luck. We're relying on you." - Face.
        Mish: Thanks.[Flourishy Bow Thing]

"Begging your pardon, sir, but you're crazy enough to be a Wraith." - Face.
        'Nuff said.