The Ton Phanan Chronicles - Movie
Cast!
If the TPC were ever made into a film (of course, it would be an extremely
high-budget, block-buster, movie-of-the-year kind of film), this would
be our dream cast.
Now, as far as Mish and Kat were concerned, we were going to play ourselves, but then we figured it wasn't fair (don't ask us how we figured that, though, as I'm sure we'd be happy to play ourselves, especially once you know who the guys are...) and we really should choose someone to play us, so on with the show...
| Kat is played by . . .
Charlize Theron
(Who is from That Thing You Do, The Devil's Advocate, Hollywood Confidential etc...) |
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| Mish is played by . . .
Cameron Diaz
(She's from all sorts of flicks. Lemme think... A Life Less Ordinary, Charlie's Angels, The Mask, There's Something About Mary . . . etc.) |
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Everyone else wasn't so much of a problem, because, well, because we're not them! On with the Casting...
| Ton Phanan is . . .
Cary Elwes
(better known as Robin Hood from Robin Hood - Men In Tights, or Wesley from The Princess Bride) |
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| Zurel Darillian is . . .
James Marsters
(better know as Spike, from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
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| Becca is . . .
Sigourney Weaver
(Known to Mish as 'That Chick From Alien') |
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| Lievel is . . .
Kevin J. O'Connor
(A.K.A 'That evil guy from The Mummy 1 (the remake with Brendan Fraser - great flick that, don'tcha know...) |
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| Bryn is . . .
Catherine Bell
(better known as Mac from JAG) |
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| Daniel Jackson is . . .
Micheal Shanks
(Also known as, Daniel Jackson! From Stargate SG-1) |
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| Ersa Parc is . . .
David James Elliot
(better known as Harm from JAG) |
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| Face Loran (Oh, Face is gonna kill us for this, Kat) is . . .
Ben Browser
(AKA John Chriton, from Farscape.) |
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| Dr. Doran (Tycho Clechu) is . . .
Heath Ledger
(Who's films include... Mish has no idea, but Kat does, and he's a babe...Maybe, 10 Thing I Hate About You or something like that. Oh, A Knight's Tale too!) |
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| Dr. Vitrum Cimex is . . .
Lucy Lawless
(AKA Xena, from Xena the Warrior Princess.) |
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| Ran Kether is . . .
John Leguizamo
(Mish knows him as Tybalt from, Romeo & Juliet. On a side note, isn't "Tybalt" such a cool name?!) |
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| Corran Horn is . . .
Micheal J. Fox
(That guy from Spin City. He did Back To The Future too!) |
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| Claire is . . .
Kristin Davis
(Okay, okay, Mish knows her from Sex & The City....But, but, but, check out the Red Dress!!!) |
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