CATEGORY: Humour; Daniel/Sam
RATING: PG-13, so if you're younger, read it with your eyes closed.
CONTENT WARNINGS:Sexual situations, swearing
SUMMARY: Daniels stuck in an elevator with someone, and he feels very uncomfortable…
STATUS: Complete, but part of a series.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Stargate; it owns me. It belongs to the good, rich, people at various American companies, so don't sue, I spent my last penny on a pencil so I could keep on writing.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, I'm such a big campaigner of Daniel/Sam; it's about time I wrote one, eh? Look out for the Simpson's reference, its quite discreet. First person to e-mail me with where it is gets a nice pat on the head. Feedback would be nice; I get insanely happy when the nice lady says 'you have mail'. Oooo, there she goes again…
Damn elevator, damn elevator, damn elevator… I know, think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts… Goa-uld. Apophis shaving his legs. Urgh. Hathor. Little skimpy dress… oh no… change from redhead to blonde… and we're back to Sam.
Why does she have to lean against the door like that? Why? She looks so damn nice, it hurts…well, only two floors to go and we're back to normal… what the hell is that crunching noise? Oh, please god no… and we've shuddered to a stop.
Crap.
Sam, why are you looking at me like that? What the hell… whoa, well, this is new. You have nice lips Sam. Sam, get off my shirt. Oh… on second thoughts, don't. Damn, you're good at this. Well, they're different. In a very good way. Oh, I like the underwear. Its not exactly military though, is it? What, you want to see mine? Oh, you don't. Well, I can do something about that…
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING????
WHO CARES????
Damn, Sam you're good at this. No, I'm not complaining. Whoa… what's that noise? It's a technician?! What?
Has anyone else ever noticed how hard it is to dress in about 1 minute?
Well, Sam, I hope you're coming round to my house tonight. We have some unfinished business.
Why is Daniel looking so damn nice in the elevator? Think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts… oh, its not working.
What the hell is that noise?
THE BLOODY ELEVATOR STOPPED!!!
Well, why not. Go for it girl. Daniel, do you have a problem? Why thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed my lips. Want to see something different? Just let me get out of my shirt. But you have to get out yours though…
No, I don't want to see you with any underwear on at all, Daniel.
What's that noise? Oh no, damn technicians. Interrupting special moment.
Yes, Daniel, I will come round to yours tonight…we have some business to take care of.
Loved it? Hated it? Send me feedback and tell me!
Back To Humour Fics
Back To The Fiction Library
Back To Hathors Empire
