AVAILABLE NOW: You've been waiting for a long time for HYPNOKRISHNA's evil to ejacualte upon paper. Unlike a computer screen, you can't hold great bestial fury in your hand. Now you can. HYPNOKRISHNA WORLD MINISTRIES, in cooperation with STRAIGHT TO HELL PRODUCTIONS has unleashed the most ferocious demonic publication you'll ever jerk off to. Presenting: ENEMY OF THE BODY. Short and intense like a nitrous hit, as bleak as a bad acid trip, you'll never want to be alone in the dark again. Savage monochrome artwork complements the misanthropic, inhuman writing you've come to expect from our lord HYPNOKRISHNA. Atrocities to exploit even the most calloused reader. Can you handle it? Each copy of ENEMY OF THE BODY is three dollars american, post-paid. E-mail me at godkoresh@yahoo.com with your mailing information and an age statement declaring you're over 18 years old (I have to watch my ass). I can only accept payment through those nice people at paypal.com, for safety and security reasons (and to preserve my anonymity, I'm sure you understand.) Register at their site, it's safe and easy and convenient. Make sure to tell them that godkoresh@yahoo.com referred you, and you might get some more goodies with your issue. I will ship your copy of ENEMY OF THE BODY as soon as I get your email and confirmation from paypal.
COMING SOON--more and more propaganda from HYPNOKRISHNA WORLD MINISTRIES,including posters, the NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS 23 newsletter, fliers out the ass, and musical/recorded works from STRAIGHT TO HELL PRODUCTIONS. Check back often for updates, or email us below to join the HYPNOKRISHNA MAILING LIST. SHEMHEMFORASH! HAIL HYPNOKRISHNA!
THIS IS YOUR FUNERAL
--1--Go back to hell demon
--2--The drugs that God takes