The Math Patrol is a club that I started at Thomas Dale High School. We are a group that identifies with what math stands for, and we beleive in the ideals of math. We seek to bring enlightenment to nonbeleivers, we are the ones who attach the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of stupidity. Many people say that math does not deserve it's own club. To these people will come death (or severe pain, maybe even just nagging little stinging). The Thought Police are one of the organizations who love english, even though it has never done anything for anyone. The time of english has come to an end. The Thought Police and their hordes are going to crumble at our feet. They have caused our oppression for too long. Their hordes burn our beloved math books and we were powerless to stop them, but not anymore. We will stop them. Oh yes, we will.
Mr. Young-a known english teacher-has decided that math is dumb and that every member of the Math Patrol should be expelled. He has potential to be a cool teacher if he would communicate with us.
We have won the fight against Mr. Tally and enjoyed a good few months undisturbed. But then a new foe rose from the broken english empire. This new enemy is the library. We must stop them before they become too strong for us to handle. Help us to defeat this foe!
To join email the us @t the email address below.
Click here for a schedule of upcoming meetings
Our exploits are well recorded
MEMBERS
seth
jaron
Anthony
delbert
j.p.
alex
peter
ryan
