Would you like to increase your site traffic? Would you like to make new and exciting "friends"? Would you like to have this gorgeous graphic on your webpage?
You're sure?
Then JOIN MY WEBRING!!!!
To join my webring your site must fulfill the following reasonable conditions:
1: It must not be in any way better than Monkeychild.
2: All humour must be safely contained in a well-marked section and must not be in any way funny.
3: You must have a pretty banner, 458x234 pixels, featuring a large pair of eyes, the name of your site and an antelope. If your banner is not pretty enough I will get all of my friends round to laugh at you.
4: You must like techno music.
5: Your site must be in frames.
6: Your site should contain no pornography, swearing, drug-use, theft, insensitive comments about anorexia, javascript, satan worship, poetry, Hitchhiker's Guide quotes, violence or thoughtful discussions about censorship.
7: Your site should be constructed between the hours of 2pm and 5pm on a Tuesday, and must be updated on alternate Thursdays until November 2003, from which time updates must take place on a Wednesday.
8: Your site must have a page about me and how wonderful I am.
9: Your site should contain no more than three colours.
10: You must send me money.
11: You must link back to my site on every page. Every...Single...Page. You hear me?
If you are satisfied that you can meet these criteria, email me and I'll let you join my webring!
Have fun!
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