Are You a Jedi?
1. Who is your favorite character in the Wizard of Oz?
A) Scarecrow
B) Tin Man
C) Lion
D) Dorothy
2. Which of the four food groups is your favorite?
A) Grains and Cereals
B) Fruits and Vegetables
C) Dairy Products
D) Meat and Proteins
3. Which is your favorite dinosaur?
A)Triceratops
B)Stegosaurus
C)Velociraptor
D)T-Rex
4. If you were a Star Trek character, you'd probably be:
A) Vulcan - Emotionless being of logic
B) Human - Full of curiousity and compassion
C) Ferengi - Scheming dealer who will do almost anything to make a buck
D) Klingon - Loud, proud species that fight, battle, and kill as a way of life
5. Which do you consider the most important factor in the world?
A) Morality
B) Economy
C) Politics
D) Yourself
6. You usually resolve conflicts by:
A) Peaceful compromise
B) Heated Argument
C) Pretending to compromise and secretly doing things your way
D) One-on-one deathmatch
7. You find yourself annoyed by people:
A) Seldom
B) Often
C) Always
D) Shut up and ask a decent question, already!
8. You're planning a big party and the caterers cancel at the last minute, leaving you with little food for your guests. Do you:
A) Proceed with the party and do without.
B) Ask all your guests to bring some food.
C) Cancel the party and sulk.
D) Cancel the party and go yell at the catering company.
9. The party goes ahead, but halfway through you're informed that some people have crashed it. Do you:
A) Cordially welcome them and allow the party to carry on.
B) Give them the cold shoulder and make it clear to everyone you don't want them there.
C) Get a few friends to help you throw them out.
D) Challenge all of them to a one-on-one deathmatch.
10. You're in a crowded bar. A guy walks up to you and calls you some nasty names. Do you:
A) Smile calmly and meditate on why he's upset and what you can do to help.
B) Turn away, count to ten, and try to ignore him.
C) Insult him right back.
D) Immediately challenge him to a one-on-one deathmatch.
11. The guy taunts you some more, and begins pushing you. A fight is imminent. Your first move is:
A) A quick wrist-lock: No permanent damage and the fight ends.
B) A good ol' uppercut: Might as well make it a good clean fight.
C) A swift kick below the belt.
D) All of the places above, only with a bar stool.
Give yourself 0 points for every question you answered "A", 1 point for "B", 2 points for "C", and 3 points for "D".
Give yourself 2 points if you yell at people who cut you off.
Subtract 2 points if you often allow people to merge in front of you.
Add 1 point (Maximum 3) for every person you consider a personal enemy.
Subtract 1 point (Maximum 3) for each type of pet you have, if you can freely admit you love them.
0-4: Full Jedi - Calm and stoic, you never give in to anger, hate, or fear. You're almost catatonic.
5-15: Padawan Learner - You are good at heart, but still readily express your emotions.
16-26: Dark Apprentice - You like to scheme your way through life, doing what you must to get ahead. Beware the Dark Side!
27+: Sith Lord - You need to get help. Glad you don't know where I live.
