Intelligence Test
1. 1 multiplied by 1 equals:
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
2. Pocahontas is:
a) A river in Colorado
b) A Disney movie
c) A North American Princess
d) The newest menu item at Taco Bell
3. 
This man is:
a) Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft
b) Some nerd accountant
c) Stephen Hawking, award-winning physicist
d) in desperate need of a barber
4. A red traffic light means:
a) Go
b) Stop
c) Slow down
d )Pull over to the side of the road and walk the rest of the way
5. A kilogram is:
a) A unit of measurement of length
b) Equal to 2.4 pounds
c) Just plain unnatural
d) Something you use every day
6. The shortest distance between two points is:
a) A circle
b) A straight line
c) North
d) 2.5 inches
7. Mexico City is located in:
a) Mexico
b) Queens
c) The Pocahontas Valley
d) 2.5 inches
8. The hardest substance on Earth is:
a) Diamond
b) Sand
c) Month-old fruitcake
d) This man's head:
9. So far, this test has taken:
a) 15 minutes
b) half an hour
c) most of your sanity
d) 2.5 inches
10. The answer you gave most often during this test was:
a) a)
b) c)
c) d)
d) e)
SCORING: Give yourself 1 point for every a), 2 points for every b), 3 points for every c), and 4 points for every d). Take your total score and take discard all but the last digit. Multiply this number by 9. Take the resulting numbr and add the digits together, then subtract 3.
IF YOU GOT 6: You have passed. Congratulations!
IF YOU GOT ANY NUMBER BESIDES 6: You have failed. Try again!
