| A local bar was the setting for a grisly confrontation between Darth Maul and Boba Fett. Witnesses report that both Fett and Maul entered the "Dancing Jawa Bar and Grille" within minutes of each other. A chance meeting took place by the dart board, and quickly erupted into a heated argument over who was the most popular character with less than four lines. A blaster was drawn and a lightsabre ignited, and soon a crowd began to gather. Darth Maul astonished everyone with his double-bladed lightsabre, but most admitted they were impressed at all the weapons Boba had, only one of which he actually used in a movie. "I had to side with Maul," Herman Smythe, a regular patron at the bar, commented to reporters. "I mean, Boba Fett was cool, but Maul has that cool face and horns!" Some shared this opinion; unfortunately, however, others did not. With arguments shouted across the bar, the situation was moving close to an all-out barfight. At this point, Jar-Jar Binks walked into the fray. Witnesses say he walked right up to the two combatants at the centre of the argument and announced that HE was the most popular. At the urging of the crowd, the bartender, and the riot cops who had just arrived on the scene, Darth Maul and Boba Fett stopped their fight turned their agression on Binks. "I was glad to see how this situation worked itself out," Officer Miller, ranking officer on the scene, said in a statement today. "It's rare that the involved parties in a fight like this will think clearly enough to set aside their diffrences and unite for the common good." |
 Boba Fett faces reporters and the authorites shortly after the attack.  Darth Maul is now banned for life from the "Dancing Jawa Bar and Grille". He stated that he was "Not amused".  Jar-Jar Binks is currently recovering in hospital. Despite serious injury, doctors report he is going to be "Okee-day". |
