Darth Vader on the Palm IIIe
Hello, there. I'm Darth Vader, famous Sith Lord and feared Apprentice of the Galactic Emporer. I'm here today to talk to you about a terrific new peice of technology: The Palm IIIe.
Being the scourge of the galaxy takes a lot of work and coordination. This handy device stores phone numbers, addresses, and a five-year day planner. Those features really help me stay on track. After all, I can't afford to miss an appoinment on Endor because I accidentally scheduled an invasion of Malastare on the same afternoon! With just a light touch on the appropriate icon with my finger, or the optional stylus, I instantly know my schedule for the day, week, or month. See? Golf with Admiral Piett on Tuesday, and complete obliteration of Alderaan the following afternoon.
The handy docking cradle allows me to connect directly with my PC, download my e-mail, and read it at my leisure. Wonderful! Of course, I can also download family pictures, mp3's, execution orders, or any other file I want to carry with me.
Of course, commanding an entire Imperial fleet is a stressful job. The Palm IIIe provides a great way to relax with on-board games as well as many free programs available off the Internet. I personally enjoy solitaire, backgammon, and Space Invaders! (You can't tell, but I'm winking right now.)
The Palm IIIe offers all the features you need to keep organised in this busy galaxy at an economical price. Even a government employee like me can afford one! (chuckle) It's compact size allows me to carry it anywhere. Whether networking with business contacts:
Or even spending some quality time with my family. The Palm IIIe's one-hand operation allows me to access information anywhere.
Of course, being in a fast-paced business, I'm well aware of the need for flexibility. The Palm IIIe has a serial port for connecting peripherals such as a digital camera. It even connects to my chest box, allowing me to monitor my vital signs!
Take it from me, folks: The Palm IIIe will be the most useful appliance you buy. Don't delay; order yours today, and you'll never wonder whether you threw out the sticky or not!
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