Reviews of the MacIntosh IMac
James Kirk - Starship Captain
Upon recieving the IMac package and removing it from its shipping container, I immediately fell in love with its sleek lines and bold splash of colour; a welcome addition to my rather dull desktop. As I connected the cables and started the machine for the first time, I was impressed by the easy setup. I was on-line in minutes! While the IMac lacks any capability to be upgraded, it's a very good buy for anyone who is new to the computer market and wants to get connected to the Internet fast.
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Darth Maul - Evil Incarnate
This thing is a steaming peice of crap. It boggles my mind to think that someone actually thought people would by this. Between obeying the every whim of Lord Sidious, exercising, and surrendering to the Dark Side, I'm left with about thirty seconds of spare time each day. I would rather spend that time submerged upside-down in a pit of corrosive feces than use an IMac. I tried to set it up, but every time I looked at that stupid thing I had to break something. It is not upgradeable. You did not hear wrong: It is NOT upgradeable. It does not even have a disk drive! How hard would it be for them to include a disk drive? I got so fed up I took out my lightsabre and installed a "disk drive" of my own! The Jedi may be my ultimate sworn enemy, but the IMac is now a close second. IMac users of the world: Beware. I will hunt down and exterminate every last one of these infernal machines, and I will not let anyone stand in my way.
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