'VOYAGER' ON ITS OWN
A conference was held at Starfleet HQ yesterday to determine what could be done about the crew of the Starship Voyager, who have been stranded in the Delta quadrant for almost six years. There was little disagreement over what should be done.
"Just let them rot," Rear Admiral Bremman said. "I don't see the point in trying to save them. Frankly, I see their little side trip as a blessing."
"Janeway's a hack," Captain Hanley added. "I knew her when she was in the Academy. She used to copy my work."
The numerous unbelievable mission logs Voyager has sent to Starfleet were also brought up.
"It is my opinion," Ambassador Ston from Vulcan announced, "that these alleged missions are complete crap."
Admiral brand exclaimed, "If they're so great, let them get home on their own!"
"Yeah, let them travel at Warp 10 again and get here instantaneously!" Captain Sulu quipped.
After the short but gruelling session, several participants in the conference commented that thankfully they'd be dead by the time Voyager finally made it home.
