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The Complete Pictographic History of Boba Fett

Before Boba Fett was Boba Fett as we know him now, he was Aurra Sing. A comparison of archival footage shows that Aurra Sing(Top, Left) bears a striking resemblance to a young Palpatine(Top, Middle). This resemblance is explained by the fact that Palpatine is, in fact the father of Aurra Sing. Her mother is Shmi Skywalker(Top, Right). Aurra's hideous appearance drove her to crime. She donned a mask to hide her grotesque features(Bottom, Left). Eventually, the simple helmet changed into the amazing suit of armour famed in song and legend(Bottom, Right).
Aurra Sing

Young Palpatine

Shmi Skywalker

Early Boba Fett

Full Armour Fett


With fame came popularity, and it was not long before Fett met Jabba the Hutt. It was love at first sight. However, the relationship soured when Fett discovered Jabba's Transmuto-Ray(tm) and temporarily shrunk Jabba to the size of a womp-rat(Left). The aftereffects of the ray combined with the grief of breaking up with Fett caused Jabba to become sickly(Right). Fett continued to work for Jabba after the break-up, although the two barely spoke.
Boba Fett shrinks Jabba

Jabba became sick and thin


Fett stayed with Jabba mainly for the sake of their baby, Porkins(Left). When Porkins grew up he joined the Rebellion and was killed at the Battle of Yavin. The death of his only son plunged Jabba into a deep depression and he began over-eating. This helped him gain back all the weight he had lost(Right) from the effects of the Transmuto-Ray(tm).
Aurra and Jabba's love child,
Prokins

Jabba grows fat again


Shortly before the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, Fett became involved with Han Solo. Han broke it off when he found out that she was 53 years old. Han was still on the rebound when he hooked up with Leia. Fett became enraged and was only too happy to get Han back by freezing him in carbonite and selling him to Jabba.
The above accounts are entirely true, and if you question their validity and want more proof, then you're an idiot.