Top Ten Signs You spend Too Much Time on the Internet
10. The name on your credit card is "CoolGuy51".
9. You develop tunnel vision and don't notice until it gets smaller than your monitor screen.
8. You haven't vacuumed in weeks, but your web page is updated daily.
7. You are frustrated by the inability to double-click on billboards for more information.
6. While waiting for the bus, you angrily complain about the "load time".
5. When a commercial interrupts your TV show, you look frantically for the "Back" button.
4. You haven't left your home in a week and you don't notice.
3. You haven't left your home in a week and no one else notices.
2. When someone asks for your address, you give them your web page URL.
1. When someone tells you a joke you reply "l-o-l"
