Top Ten Fun things to do on a Bus
10. Talk to the resident crazy guy. (Every bus has one)
9. Sit at the back of the bus and shout directions to the driver.
8. Complain loudly about the lack of motion-sickness bags.
7. Attempt to start a sing-a-long.
6. Watch for taxis and "Boo" them as they pass.
5. Heckle the driver as he attempts to merge.
4. Convince fellow passengers that all buses are automated these days, and the driver is really just an animatronic robot.
3. Pay your fare in nickels and dimes, counting out slowly.
2. Stand by the door and as each person gets off, shake their hand and thank them for choosing public transit. If anyone asks who you are, tell them you're running for mayor.
1. Pay your bus fare in nickels.
